National Vanilla Ice Cream Day!!

Happy National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, everyone! Now, the thing to do with your vanilla ice cream is add chocolate syrup to it so that it becomes chocolate ice cream, of course. What else?

Oh hey, guess what else? I just got a severed head in my McDonald's meal! Sure, it was made out of plastic, but that doesn't decrease how creepy it is. Especially if it falls in a pile of ketchup. And this was supposed to be a reward for finishing my meal...? I don't want to belong to the clean plate club if people keep giving me severed body parts!

Random picture of the day:

Bemused manatee wishes he had vanilla ice cream to turn into an actual flavor worthy of a national holiday, such as chocolate. Bemused manatee is quickly becoming a disappointed manatee.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I've never met such a savage pineapple before!" Oh, I see. Avoiding my tip to visit a wild and prickly fruit every day, huh? I see how it is!!

Person 1: "How many dying cows do you know?"

Person 2: "Forty." Oops, no, too late. Thirty-nine.

"And she just threw a hairy little fit!" Reeeeally. And how far away did it land?

"It's just like confetti, except made of ice and death!" Way more epic than boring old regular confetti!

Ay caramba! The computer is baaaack! And I can use the Interwebs!

Happy Ratcatcher's Day! If you see any rats, particularly of the Death Eater/Animagus variety, please feel free to catch them. Also, it's Penuche Day, but I don't know if that's a book, or a food, or a French curse word, or what, so I thought I'd stick with Ratcatcher's Day.

Random picture of the day:

And see, this way you can eat animals even if you're a vegetarian. Or stars, if you're a non-star-atarian. Or something.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Money is good for a good life foundation in case I explode and need surgery." I would say you have a good point, but if you're gonna explode, I think you have more problems than just needing surgery.

Person 1: [hiccups loudly]
Person 2: "How's it goin' there, Burpy Joe? ...Hiccup-y Joe?"
Person 1: "It was a hiccup! You're supposed to feel sorry for me! I could have died!" Mmmmm-hmm.

"Feel the wrath of my backscratcher!" No, really, laughing uncontrollably is how I show I'm terrified.

"Everyone knows that mold turns people into couches." Oh, indeed.

Fool's Paradise Day, and why my computer should not be aware of this

Hello, all! My apologies for the gaps and delays; apparently our computer has realized that today is Fool's Paradise Day, and thinks that since it is a fool, it should try to take a vacation and go to paradise, leaving the rest of us in the lurch. In simpler terms, for some reason it keeps making things blurry and giving those of us who attempt to read/write using the computer headaches, refusing to play DVDs and certain CD-ROMs (and, at times, refusing to acknowledge their existence), opening iTunes on people's accounts who don't even have a reason to open iTunes, as they don't have any music players that connect to the computer at all, and deleting my dad's account. (That went over well.) Needless to say (I should hope), we're getting it fixed. Unfortunately, that does mean that I shall, again, be off the grid for a few days. (Hopefully only a few).

Isn't it great how long technology lasts? This computer is...oh...two years old, at the most. :-P

But anyway...on the plus side, I figured out how to display WFTH in a simpler manner if, for some odd reason, anyone should like to access it on their smartphone! Or dumbphone, I suppose. Potentially even on their hopelesslystupidbeyondbeliefphone, although those aren't reaching the height of popularity...

Anyway, sorry for blips and bleeps and gaps and geese in between posts, and there shall apparently be one more. But never fear, this shall (hopefully) soon come to an end! See you then, and Happy Fool's Paradise Day! :D

Random picture of the day:

Maybe I should try this solution in the hard drive of my computer...I'm sure that'd work really well.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I wonder what it would be like to be a pumpkin." And here we see the broad, wide-reaching effects of philosophy class. And also why we are doomed if we are relying on our generation to fix things.

"I'll throw an apple at you; will that help?" *dramatic voice* Always.

"Oh, I die a lot. Just ask Emily." I will. I can't believe you would die so often without a proper license, signed in triplicate! *very offended*

Sugar Cookie Day!

Happy National Sugar Cookie Day! To celebrate, I wished I had sugar cookies. Fervently. ...They did not spontaneously generate in front of the computer, sadly enough. However, brownies spontaneously generated in my stove. That's actually better. XD

Ooh, guess what else? I made a Sporcle quiz regarding random license plates that Harry Potter characters might have...I amuse myself. :) The link is http://www.sporcle.com/games/waffle_of_action/harry-potter-license-plates, if you're interested. If not, that's still the link; just don't go there. :D

Random picture of the day:

Compass owl wishes he had more directions than just north written on his face. And also that he had a face that actually belongs on an owl.

Compass owl is kind of an outcast at school.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "What is your [actual house's] roof made out of? Besides the icing."

Person 2: "Kit-Kats. Well, we got Kit-Kats, and then we cut them into fourths, and put them on our roof." Yum.

"It's a very violent fountain. It cut itself off and that made all the fire fall down." Well, fire fountains are, in general, very violent to begin with.

Person 1: "If that stupid zombie gets under my butt one more time..."

Person 2: "That's not a zombie, it's a table." Yes, but the two are so very similar that they're hard to tell apart sometimes...I mean, the four legs, the wood grain, the flat surface...well, you know how it is. I hope you know how it is. Because I have no idea what I'm talking about.

National Fried Chicken Day!

Hello, all! Happy National Fried Chicken Day, and I hope your 4th of July was exciting, whether it  was a celebration or just an ordinary day in July. Every day should be exciting. Mine are! For example, the other day I was just sitting at home reading a book...about a girl who wrote a musical called Totally Sweet Ninja Death Squad! If that isn't exciting, I don't know what is.

Random picture of the day:

Ah, yes. The rare Head-Turns-Into-A-Peanut disease. You might wanna get that looked at.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Rather Duh-Inspiring

"This is a pencil. It's gray." Worst. Show-and-tell. EVER.

Person 1: "Why is it a silver dime?"

Person 2: "Because dimes are silver!" Ohhhhhh, I thought quarters were silver. What was I thinking.

"What's that noise? It sounds like a dying llama!" Yup, we get a lot of dying llamas in our school.

"My foot is good at karate." My leg, however, is terrible. Which makes kicking someone in a karate-like manner somewhat impossible.

Rectangular Pupils...oOoOoOoOo creepy!

Ooh! Guess what I just found out? The pupil of an octopus' eye is rectangular! Isn't that simply fascinating?

Well, I thought so. I can't help it if you don't have the same fascination with all things random and weird that I do.

Ooh, speaking of random things, guess what I wrote my research paper on for my college-level class? Bunnies. No, I'm not even kidding you! It was called "Children's Books and Bunnies" or something like that, which my friend Amy suggested. And...I got a passing grade! So that's exciting! What could be better than writing a research paper on bunnies? Okay, yeah, I know. Having an actual bunny, for one thing. Well, you take what you can get.

Random picture of the day:

Well, that looks comfy.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Fairly Mean. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"We should stuff him in a hollow tree." And then watch him get made into cookies! Wouldn't that be ever so fun?

"Kyle was using Mr. Pen as a bazooka." As usual.

Person 1: "Plus, you don't even know how to drive--the first few weeks, bam! It's gonna blow up!"
Person 2: "That's real nice, son." Isn't it, though? I've sent several very kind cards communicating similar sentiments, inspired by this lovely statement.

National Almond Buttercrunch Day!

Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day! Hope it is just the right amount of butteriness and crunchiness, with a few tentacles thrown in, just to shake things up a bit. :)

Random picture of the day:

That...is pretty random. Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Random Roulette Wheel. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Brian Smith could use some foot powder. He takes his shoes off and it smells like someone was murdered. A month ago. And left in the day room." That does sound pleasant.

"Did you just say we'll take turns tasering?" Duh. What else can you do on vacation when sharks insist on hogging the swimming pool?

"Alright, quit dying over there." Or we'll leave you in the day room and rub you on Brian's shoes.

Person 1: "What're you doing?"

Person 2: "Taking myself hostage."

Person 1: "Good luck finding someone to pay that." I will! I mean, if it's less than a dollar or so. I've got my eye on some nice gummi worms, sour of course, and those clearly take priority.