Saturday, October 2, 2010

YoYoYoYola!

'Tis me, again. :) Did you know that yesterday was 10-01-10? So cool, right? Anyway...

Today's Words From The Hallway are from the category of...(drumroll, please and danke) Say What? :) My comments are in italics! Enjoy!


"I want to make sure you are very thorough and able to speak leaf." If you insist. But really, isn't the branch dialect close enough to pass for leaf?

"And now, I shall eat the water fountain." And now, I shall call the water department and/or ambulance.

"So, then, can I get a fish drunk?" I dunno, can you?

Person 1: "It's Yiddish. It means crazy in the brain."
Person 2: "As opposed to crazy in the foot." Uh, yeah. Duh.

"He just terrifies everybody, 'cause he's half-taco." I'm terrified already.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Reeally hard to type...

Cuz this is a reeally small screen...I like real keyboards rather than screen ones, myself, but you work with whatcha got. :)

Today's WFTH are in the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!



"Ugh! I feel like I just gave birth to a llama!" Um...how, exactly, do you know what that feels like?

"Here, let me floss while I flirtily wave." Yyyeah...you do that.

"No offense, I just really don't want to lick your face." But, but, why not??

"[quiz-out-loud:] For bivariate data, this is a commonly used type of graph...It rhymes with bladder clot." Ohh...and here I was thinking the answer was scatter plot, but I'm clearly mistaken...

Thursday, September 30, 2010

RahRahRahAhAh...

I have a three-part-guy-harmony version of "Bad Romance" stuck in my head...I've heard it three times today, with various juggling/yo-yo accompaniment.

But anyway...yay! Thanks for being patient, my computer is now back up and running, with marginally less groaning occurring.

Today's Mud Pack Day, so...do with that what you will...I think it has something to do with spas, and/or is a key ingredient in most mud pies...whaaaatever. :)

AAAAnyway...Today's WFTH are in the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"In second period I had a girl who was executed for treason." And that's always reassuring to hear from a teacher...

"Do sea cucumbers have feelings?" The better question is: Do we care about the sea cucumbers' feelings, and potential lack thereof? ...The answer is: Yes, of course! Madly!

"OK! That's just like giving me false hope, and then crushing my soul!" Yes, yes, of course.

"We could have just walked right into this bear." And the world may have ended. 

"You're Kreepy with a 'K'!" And you're a bad speller with a B, A, D, D, S, P, I, E, L, L, L, A, R!

Monday, September 27, 2010

The computer is groaning at me.

Not that you would care. But it is. I think it wants something to eat. Hold on...

Well, at least it's quieter now...why is it saying Hard Drive Deleted? Hmmm...wait, there's a follow-up message:
But The Cake Was Delicious.

Great.


In other news, today's WFTH are in the Fairly Mean category (and they're short because, like I said, computer's having issues)! My comments = italics! Enjoy! :)


"She says three-legged kittens and Morgan starts laughing." Don't we all.

"Well, you suck at not living. Uum...ok...I think I'm alright with that...

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Yadot Si Nuf Esuaceb I Ma...

Gnipyt Sdrawkcab! (Okay, that's enough of that.) (Today's holiday is Good Neighbors Day, nothing to do with backwards anything, I just was having fun. :D) (It's also Send-it-in Sunday if you're interested! Feel free to post any Words From The Hallway you might have heard in the comments, even if you're not reading this post on Sunday! :)

Today's Words are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"He's alive! Oh, no, wait...he's alive! No...let's wait 'till he stops kicking." A good plan.

"How do you bring a monkey to gym class?" Veeery carefully.

"One class blew up the world four times." Huh. You'd think you'd have to stop after one...

"Oh, just kidding. It's a Valentine's Day angel fairy thing." Well, that clears it up.

"Was it a violent butter knife?" Uuumm...