Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Bonus Post-a-rama!

:) And now it's time for (drumroll please) some Rather Duh-Inspiring quotes! My comments are like this! Enjoy!

Person 1: "[Name] seven ways to ride an octopus!"
Person 2: "On the first tentacle, on the second tentacle, on the third tentacle, on the fourth tentacle, on the fifth tentacle, on the sixth tentacle, on the seventh tentacle, on the eighth tentacle."
Person 3: "That's eight."
Person 2: "Oh." ...Wow.

"Ew. I hate soft rain." opposed to, what, hail?

"They wrote on their van! That's vandelism! Ha ha. Ha...ha." Again, wow.

Person 1: "Wait, how are you a freshman?"
Person 2: "...'Cause I was in eighth grade last year?" That is usually how it works...

Happy Dream Day!

Plus, it's Bonus Saturday! Today's first post is: Say What? quotes! :) My comments are in italics! Have at 'em! :)

"Keep your lips nice and fishy." Well, if you say so.

Person 1: "I remember doing that when I was a kid!"
Person 2: "I remember doing that last period!" ...Do I want to know?

"So guess what? We did part of a play in gibberish! Squiggly wig!" ...whatevs.

Person 1: "Wait a sec--you can't quote yourself in your own journal."
Person 2: "Yes you can, it's a wave of the future." ...that's a great story.

"I killed a spoon! Aren't you so proud of me?" Of course! Just like when a cat brings you a dead rodent...

Friday, August 27, 2010

Today is Officially Mean...

As declared by me. :) That is to say, the quotes today are from the Mean category!
May I just do a little song first: [ahem]

It's Friday! Woo!

...that is the song. There's a dance, too, but it's kinda hard to type.
My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"[singing] Someday my prince will come, and I'll slice him in half with my dress..." Yeah, yeah, and the birds will sing, and wedding squids have bling, etc., etc. Old news, people. Moving on.

"You're the creeper who wears a trenchcoat." So true. ...That was a teacher talking, by the way.

Person 1: "You die of hypothermia. And then you get eaten by a shark."
Person 2: "Or a dinosaur." Well, don't all try to save me at once.

"[weird fake accent] My spoon thinks you're ugly." Oh, yeah? I have a fork. You don't wanna mess with me.

"I'll beat you with a pretzel." Did I mention it's a metal fork? Fork beats pretzel every time! It's like rock/paper, but it actually makes sense.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

'Tis random day again!

...Today's WFTH are the Random Nonsensical ones! (They really need a better name. Anyone?) My comments = the italics! Bon appetit! :D

"We're having a math soap opera. And, I'm stalking Chase." That would be a wonderful second season's plot!

Person 1: "I hate Shakespeare."
Person 2: "He hates you too." Well, we already knew that.

"Did you just lick my thumb?" What, didn't you notice?

"Bookworms of the world unite! As soon as we finish the background reading." Of course. :)

"Whoa, can we get some Tabasco for those egg brains?" Oh, how delicious.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Yola! :D

Today's WFTH are from the category of...[hamster-wheel-run roulette wheel activated]...Rather Duh-Inspiring! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Wow. Can I stink any more at bending straws?" I dunno, but you can sure try!

"Where's my mouth?" Well, you'd be the only one who'd know, sunshine!

"No, people never laughed. In fact, laughing wasn't invented 'till the 1980s." Very historical. ...that was a teacher.

"'I don't know' is not the correct answer." But what if it's true??

"By the way, I was playing Apples to Apples yesterday, and the word was 'unreal' and one of the cards was 'beets,' and Colin-in-my-head kept screaming 'PICK BEETS!' and I was like 'Colin keeps saying to pick Beets.' and everyone said, 'Ignore the voices in your head, Corinne." And...most people don't have to be told that. But it's said that talking to yourself is a sign of madness, so...whatevs. :)

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Happy National Waffle Day!!!!

Oh my waffle-flippin' goodness! It's National Waffle Day! Check it out!!!

(this was supposed to be a picture of a waffle...only for some reason it's not showing up. So go GoogleImage 'waffles' and you'll see the pic I was going to post. :) )

Today's subject of WFTH is...Nonsensical! My comments are in italics! :)

"And, my turtle just fell off the ceiling." As usual.

"I've known my tongue a long time." That's probably a good thing.

"My brain's gonna explode out of my brain." That's probably not a good thing. But I'm glad you're so calm about it.

"Slug! You're it! No slug-backs!" ...if you say so.

Person 1: "A little pizza never hurt anyone."
Person 2: "Well this one killer pizza did. It went on a rampage."
Person 1: "A rampage?"
Person 2: "Several people were overcome by cheese." Uh-huh, and meatballs rained from the sky. That would never happen, right?

Monday, August 23, 2010

Hello, all! I forgot...

...that yesterday was Send-it-in-Sunday, so thanks, Tassel, for remembering!! :) Today's WFTH are...Kinda Gross! :) My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

Person 1: "[singing] Christine, do these pants make my butt look big?"
Person 2: "[singing too] Yes, they do." I think this was supposed to be Phantom of the Opera, but I don't seem to recall that being in the show...

"Gabigail, Gabigail, Jason smells like Swiss cheese!" Thank you for sharing.

"Do you brush your leg hair?" Doesn't everyone?

"Can I be cow manure?" And that's something you hear every day...

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Happy Be An Angel Day! 0:-)

See it? It's a smiley face with a halo! :) Today's WFTH are in the loverly category of...The Ones That Don't Make Any Sense! :) My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

"[dramatic music] Harry Potter and the Dishes of Doom!" Yeah, and what an epic journey that would be.

"They're, like, the Wal-Mart of tea." Well, that explains a lot. Oh, wait. No it doesn't.

"Emma, pick up your fish." Yeah, geez, Emma!

"I wish my brothers got attacked by a cow..." Don't we all.

"Your science experiment is to watch the gnats on my leg." Gee, thanks.