Friday, June 15, 2012

Smile Power Day! How exciting!

Hello, ladies and germs! Happy Smile Power Day! I do not know what that means!

Random Picture of the Day:

Anyway, today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

"Well last time I juggled fiery lions I got a paper cut, so I've moved on to other things." Probably for the best.

"I wish my nonexistent mustache did that." too? Not really sure how I feel on this subject.

"Since when do penguins sit in bathroom stalls?" If you have to ask...

"Does anyone have any chloroform on them?" Only somewhat worrying to hear during rehearsal...

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

WFTH ebook soon, and also National Juggling Day!

Hello, all! I know you are all anxiously awaiting for what's kept me offline for so long--the WFTH ebook! So, my apologies for the delay, and stay tuned for more news on that front! :) Very psyched about anyway. Guess what? It's both National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day...which doesn't seem like they should go together..."here, let's juggle some sharp kitchen knives!" ...but anyway.

Random Picture of the Day:

Today's Words come from the Conversations category! My comments, as always, are in italics! Enjoy!

Person 1: "In which Roesch is a movie star."
Person 2: "And Slava is a director."
Person 1: "Apparently. I think I'm the person who brings the stars snacks in the hopes of touching one of their arms by accident."
Person 2: "No, you must hold yourself to higher standards than that."
Person 1: "Sorry--I bring drinks too, did I mention?"
Person 2: "OK, then you should be fine." Mmm, yes, high standards indeed.


Person 1: "So you're gonna go to bed soon, right? And be quiet as a bunny?"
Person 2: ["munches" loudly]
Person 1: "No no no. Quiet as a dead bunny. Just lay there and decompose." And, you know, sweet  (and decomposing) dreams!


Person 1: [demonstrating how a scene from Romeo and Juliet should move] "And then here, and then here, and aunngh!" ["stabs" self]
Person 2: "...because that's how you drink a vial. By shoving it at your chest."
Person 1: "Uh, yeah. It's called death by osmosis, Jackie, haven't you heard of it?" Riiight. With all that Shakespearean-era foward-thinking technology like osmosis. Clearly you're keeping it consistent.