Saturday, November 20, 2010

Bonus Saturday, woo-hoot! :D

Okay, so far I have not been knocked unconscious by the aforementioned axman. I'm crossing my fingers, though, just in case.
But, hey, today's Bonus Saturday Words are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"[I'm planning to impersonate her]...and her tongue's really pointy, so I need to sharpen my tongue..." You do that. Just try not to drool all over the pencil shavings again.

Person 1: "It's like [those people] are in a lime!"
Person 2: "A lime."
Person 1: "One of those giant limes!" I think there's a book about that, actually, James and the Giant...oh wait. Wrong color fruit.

"So? I'm a meat-a-tarian, and I still eat vegetables!" Um, meat-a-tarian?

"[singing] I like to eat, eat, eat, chicken fa-heet-aaaahs..." Thank you for sharing. Second verse!

"It's okay. You have to deal with bananafish wrath." Not again.

My Psych book is threatening me...

It informed me "You may be fairly certain that you are conscious right now." Which seems rather like a veiled threat to me. Surely it will soon be followed up by "But in the next five seconds, a rather insane axman will come up behind you and bludgeon your skull, making you unconscious! Hurrah!"

I have already informed some of my friends of this worry.

They did not seem too concerned.

But if this post doesn't get published, that will be the reason why: I was bludgeoned by a psychology-textbook-summoned mad axman.

Of course, then you wouldn't be able to see the post, and no one will ever know.


Well, in other (less confusing) news, today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"He's got a Mohawk on his eye." And that's not painful at all.

"[a guy speaking] It's my lucky pantyhose." Um. What?

"This is not a raisin tree!" But why not? Raisin trees are delicious! Very wrinkly, though. They fall apart when you try to climb them.

"That's enough blood flow." I agree. That's my favorite saying, in fact. Actually, it's my new catchphrase.

Friday, November 19, 2010


Agh! I've heard the new HP movie is fantabulous but couldn't go see it last night (well, really, this morning) due to lots of things, mainly that it opened on a school night--what's that all about? But is Have a Bad Day Day, which I tried to prove wrong by having a really great day, which worked out pretty well, hope it did for you too...and I sang a squirrel song, used a stopwatch, and both did my Physics homework and posed two intelligent discussion questions and one apparently stupid comment in English today. The class, not the language. Well, actually, it was in the language of English as well...'Twas cool.

Ooh! Another NaNo pic! :)

But's WFTH are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"[excited voice] You look like my puppy after she ran into the wall!" Gee, thanks.

Person 1: "She's a dumb loser but you're just a loser, you're better off."
Person 2: "You're stupid, right? No, she's dumb, she's stupid, you're a loser, I'm lame."
Person 3: "Finally got that straightened out." Good thing, too. That was keeping me up at night.

"Yeah. Sand the dog. Shave it with a coarse sander." If you insist. Is this a wooden dog, here? Or...hmmm...

"I won't say there's no crying in AP because there probably is. Just don't mess up your paper." Great advice. I feel really relaxed now.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Please State Your Password.

My apologies. Unless you know the correct password you may not retain access to this blog. Also you have to...wait, what? Oh, my humblest and most metallic apologies. I am now receiving information that says actually anyone can see this blog. I think I am in the wrong place. Hold on a moment please. Yes. Yes, it appears I am actually supposed to be guarding a Pentagonal blog. Or maybe the White House. Please disregard all previous instructions. Thank you and good day.

What was that robot doing in my studio? Get him out of here!

Sorry. You just can't find good free robotic secretarial help these days. Though I actually didn't want any.

But anyway.

Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics. Enjoy! :)

"I'll bring in wrist cupcakes!" Are they made of actual wrists, or just pretend ones? Because the fake ones ain't gonna cut it. No way, no how.

"I just found a crowbar and carried it around all day." Umm...good for you...?

"Kendra's sister is the light of my life...she's the water in my fountain." I really hope that was said ironically.

Person 1: "You know what I learned today? Cows cannot go down stairs."
Person 2 (teacher): "Unless you push them! [flails arms about in imitation of cow pushed down stairs]" This is a good thing to learn. Thank you for enlightening us. did you learn this, exactly? I recall, as soon as this was said, much discussion ensued about employing a special automated stairs-helper-going-down-er for the cow, and imitation thereof. I think we were supposed to know...actually having class...but whatevs. ;)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Shortest. Blog post. Evar!

Sooo real intro today, sorry ladies and germs, but I seriously am going to try to get at least six hours of sleep tonight. :) So, that's cool. :) You should do the same. Also, you should try Neopolitan (not sure if that's spelled right) ice cream--it's amazing. Like getting free samples of three flavors, only all at once! Par-tay! :D

"Ow! He hit me with his eye!" That would be painful, but usually not for the person being hit...aren't eyeballs squishy?

"You sound like a petrified zombie." As opposed to a decomposing one.

"2 + 2 is MILK!" And what level of high school math are we taking now?

"Do you own pants?" Not anymore...

Monday, November 15, 2010


I just found a quarter the size of my palm! So cool, right?
Oh, guess what? NaNoWriMo is halfway over today! So, theoretically, the writers should have their novels halfway finished! (I'm not even close. But catching up! :D) Here's another NaNo pic I found:

So, guess what else? Today is Dynasty Day! ...In Belgium. Let's celebrate by eating cake anyway, even if you don't live in Belgium! :)

So, today's WFTH are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Therefore, I shall write about my face." You do that.

"If I don't like you, you might become a squash." Um, non sequitor here! Or are you a fairy godmother? Bippity, boppity, squash!

"The alien is dying in the hallway." You don't seem too concerned. Well, it is the fifth time it's happened during this class period, though, so, I can see why not.

Person 1: "She's making fun of my circles!"
Person 2: "We will do your circle therapy later." 'And how does that make you feel?' 'Um...round...'

"The oysters are taking over the world!" Not again...last time it was Lady Gaga, now it's oysters...WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Delicious, Soft Tacos Are.

Speaking like Yoda, I am.

But how are ye t'day? I'm great, wonderful, thankee kindly. There is a green lizard with an abnormally large and rounded head starin' a' me, but, ye know, 'tis fairly normal. No, I d'nae have a Scottish accent if that's what ye'were thinkin'. ;)

Oookay. Sorry. But guess what today is? Send-it-in-Sunday! If you've heard any WFTH of your own, feel free to post them in the comments! :) Anyway, today's Words are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"If you're trying not to laugh, don't say gallbladder. [entire table immediately cracks up]" But, but...I want to! I will say gallbladder as much as I want, thank you very much!

Person 1: "Can I use your tentacles? ...Hey, they already grew back!"
Person 2: "What'd you do with the other ones?"
Person 1: "Oh, I just threw them over there." Great. Now they're gonna grow two whole new bodies, and who knows what might happen next. Nice going.

"I have a glockenspiel in my underwear." Ummm. Thank you for sharing?

Person 1: "Guess what? I got new spray! It's Victoria's Secret!"
Person 2: "What? OMG! Spray my butt!" But careful of the glockenspiel.