Saturday, April 16, 2011

Bonus Saturday!

Hello! Welcome to the Bonus Saturday Post! :D How has your weekend been? Do let me know in the comments. If you had to describe your weekend with one word starting with a letter between J and L, what would the word be? ...I'm going with jellified. How 'bout you?

Random Picture Of The Day!
Delicious. ...Anyway, today's WFTH are from the category of Random Roulette Wheel--could be anything! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"You feel like your gut is falling out." Which is always a plus.

"Let me just caress your shoe for a bit." Let me just put my shoe on top of an impossibly tall mountain via enormous eagle for a bit. 

"Kidneys're having a blast!" Internal organ par-tay! Internal organ par-tay! I hope no one invited that loser spleen again.

"I got a set of stairs put on top of my hand yesterday." Oh, how fabulous! Do they match your eyes, dahlink?

"You did what? That was my favorite stomach acid! I was saving it to scrapbook it!" Because that's not weird at all. The important question is, did you cut the edges with those fancy crinkly scissors?

National Stress Benedict Day!

Okay, actually it's National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day, but I thought it'd be more fun to combine them.

Random picture of the day:

...This squid appears to be extremely sleep-deprived, in addition to being attacked by seagulls. I'm not really sure why either of the two boats, or the starfish/barnacles/other fish don't come to his rescue, or why he can't save himself by kind of sliding into the water, but...whatevs. Not my problem.

Anyway, today's mildly-less-aquatic-related-than-the-above-picture are in the category of Rather Duh-Inspiring. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"If your hand turns purple, it's too tight." Or you dipped your hand in purple dye. Either or.

"I can't work when I'm thinking." Well, that's gonna make life hard for you.

"That's a weird number for 9." Ooookaaay...

"Would you like a birthday stabbing?" Ummmmmmno. Ever.

Friday, April 15, 2011

International Jugglers Day!

Happy International Jugglers Day! Please, don't start out your juggling career with raw eggs, flaming torches, and functioning chainsaws. At least boil the eggs first.

Random Picture Of The Day:

...A cross-eyed chocolate lady rabbit. With a basket. Well, what could be better? (answer: lots of things.)

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I want to be an underwearologist when I grow up." Don't we all, my friend, don't we all.

"Why is that guy on fire?" I love how much you care.

"My hamstring turned British because I was running so hard so I have to feed it tea." I agree. How vexing that can be. The worst part is when it spontaneously becomes Scottish and won't stop playing the bagpipes. I mean, they're a great instrument, but one can only tolerate so many internal highland jigs.

"She's purring at me with her fingers." Similarly but not related at all, I'm backing away slowly.

"That's the elbow panic dance." Ba-dah-ba-ba-elbow! elbow! Ba-dah-ba-ba-spin-slide! Ba-dah-ba-ba-panic! panic! That's the elbow panic dance! Bring your elbow panic stance!

Soooo many special holidays.

Hello! Happy Tax Day, Fluffy Day, National High Five Day, Rubber Eraser Day, and Friday. *phew!*
In celebration, I recommend fluffily high-fiving one's taxes with a rubber eraser while singing that so-called "popular-culture" Friday song that everyone in my entire school seemingly needed to assail each other with as I traversed throughout my can skip that last part if it's too much effort.

Random Picture Of The Day!

How exciting. Today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Asking you to do that is like asking a fish to fly!" So, in other words, slow, pointless, and scaly.

Person 1: "I can't burp on cue."
Person 2: "I can't burp at all! I've never burped before!"
Person 3: "Kate will teach you. ...Kate burps like a man."
Person 2: "...I think I've burped, like, once before, but it was a long time ago..." Ah. Getting nostalgic, are we? Those good old glory burpish days.

"Literally my heart is melting right now." Hmm. Have fun!

Person 1: "Do you have water?"
Person 2: "Um yes."
Person 3: "Do you have chocolate rabbits?"
Person 2: "No. But we do have chocolate giraffes."
Person 3: "Hmm. Well are they chocolate molded into the shape of giraffes or actual giraffes covered in chocolate?"
Person 2: "What kind of restaurant do you think we are? Of course it's real giraffes!" ...I don't even know.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Moment of Laughter Day!

Happy Moment of Laughter Day! Ha! Okay, moment's over.

Random picture of the day:

Okay, if you must continue the moment of laughter for today's holiday, I shall try to facilitate this wish. Today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

Person 1: "What would happen if they touched?"
Person 2: "A black hole would form and everyone would die." Well, that's reassuring.


Person 1: "Ah! Foot cramp!"
Person 2: "How do you get a foot cramp?"
Person 1: "How do you not get a foot cramp? Are you just immune to foot crampery? Do you eat two bananas every five hours?" Yes, and then I transmogrify them into foot decoys for all foot crampery to latch themselves onto rather than my actual feet, how did you know?


Person 1: "I don't draw meat on a regular basis!"
Person 2: "But you eat it!"
Person 1: "That doesn't mean I draw it!" Do you sense this conversation is going nowhere? Caught in a loop, perhaps? Or maybe a link? ...a sausage link?


Person 1: "I like to take my backpack off with a flourish. Is that a problem?"
Person 2: "Yes!" Huh. Sucks for you, then.


Person 1: "Bananas?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're full of potassium and aggression." Your full daily dose of aggression all in one tasty snack!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Blame Somebody Else Day!

Hello! Happy Blame Somebody Else Day! It's all your fault I haven't been able to post in the last few days and that creepy kangaroo has been sitting there all week. Or is it the fault of the kangaroo? All I know is, it wasn't mine! Because of today's holiday! Or, in the words of someone I don't know, which Tassel630 quoted to me: "I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I'm blaming you." Ah, the difference. How slight it seems...

Random picture of the day:

...appears to be the eyeball of some furry mammal. A cat, maybe? Werewolf? Fur-covered iguana?

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I love you to death--can I have your fish?" You'd better hope this is a non sequitor.

"Well, I found an eyeball under my dresser, my brother got attacked by a cow, and we fit sixteen people in one car!" Hmmmph. I'd be more impressed if you had fit sixteen cows into one eyeball, but this'll have to do.

"Iguanaland? I like Iguanaland." Who doesn't, really?

"Is that based off of chimpanzees?" What gives you that impression? Just because it looks like a chimpanzee, walks like a chimpanzee, quacks like a chimpanzee--okay, that's a pretty good assumption, actually.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Send-it-in Sunday!

Hello, all! It's Send-it-in Sunday once again! If you've heard any Words From The Hallway around you, feel free to post them in the comments (even if you're not reading this on Sunday)! :D Hope you have a fabulous week! :)

Random photo of the day:

...looks like a dancing kangaroo.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"When your mom insults [your drawing], you know that's bad." ...yep, pretty much.

"[curious] OK, why would you cut off my mouth in the first place?" Really, why not?

"Cheese? You monster!" I believe you mean 'muenster.' Please, try to keep those straight.

"If I had milk, I'd dump it on you." The horror.