Saturday, November 27, 2010

Pins and Needles Day!

...which seems fairly dangerous, but that's okay. So, I guess we should all grab handfuls of needles and pins and throw them like confetti. Or something.

Neeever mind, find a less painful way to spend your Saturday. :)

On a not-as-sharp note, today's Words are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics. Enjoy! :)

"[It's the] bill in the dollarmobile, driving away!" Uh-huh...backing away sloooowly...

Person 1: "It's impossible."
Person 2: "Like nailing JELL-O to the wall."
Person 3: "That's one of my favorite analogies ever." And it's applicable in so many situations! 'That's messy.' 'Like nailing JELL-O to the wall.' 'That's disgusting,' 'that reminds me of my spleen,' ...the list goes on.

"You can't put me in a trash can!" Um, I so totally just did.

"An invisible snake in a tree trunk!" Good point.

"And I do not stalk him, contrary to popular belief. If you happen to know where someone lives it does not mean you are stalking them." Mm-hmm. You just keep telling yourself that.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Cake Day! (also Black Friday, but who cares about that)

Hey, guess what today is? Cake Day! So cool, right? I have so many cool pictures of cakes that I found, but...I'm only posting one. But feel free to look at the Cake Wrecks thing on the Interwebs, their Sunday posts are always full of fantabulous cakes! :)

Can you even believe that's a cake? So cool, right?

So, today's WFTH are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Or see number green." Aw. I wanted to see the color thirty.

"I don't wanna break it, I wanna destroy it." Oh, well if you want to destroy it, go ahead. My mistake. Somehow I thought those were the same thing.

"I can speak Braille." beep dot circle dot, i got my braille shot...wait...

"Sounded like a dead deer." was completely silent.

Thursday, November 25, 2010


Yo, Yo-Yo!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Don'tcha know.

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.


James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is.


That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is!


Sorry for the long introduction. I couldn't resist. :) So guess what?

Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"On Monday I want a 500-word essay on why you exist, 12-point font, Times New Roman." Double-spaced, or no?

"I did not steal your idea! You have Antarctica, like, on top of the ocean!" Um. Good point. I think.

"Snort, Deathly Donuts. I will eat you, donuts, no matter how deathly you are!" The ones with sprinkles are the worst. Each sprinkle is like a little piece of deathly confetti.

"Porcelain toads?" Um, of course! What did you expect, toads made of cheap pretend glass? We pay more attention to quality than that!

"I think you have me confused with the penguins." Oh, sorry. Your blue hair and green tuxedo confused me.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day!!

Yay!! So, if you see this:

And it is distinctly are not allowed to use whatever the seal was on. In this case, looks like a swimming pool. Or an ocean.

You are not allowed to go and break the seal just to be able to use it then. I mean, really? Just wait till the seal goes somewhere else. It is not that difficult.

But guess what? Today's WFTH are from the Fairly Mean category!! Yay again! My comments are in italics--enjoy!

"Yeah, Carly did order my murder. And I found out. And I actually died. For four minutes." What a productive day you've had.

Person 1: "There's only one logical thing to do in that situation: Cut off the limbs and/or head."
Person 2: "And." I concur.

"And now I can't drink my water 'cause it's filled with Michael Myers' ashes, and he's gonna stab me in the throat and I'll choke to death!" A fair point. Give it to your best friend when they're most in need.

Person 1: "I thought you were going to make the pterodactyl purple."
Person 2: "Well, I was, but then I realized that red is more VIOLENT." And if you don't make your potentially purple pterodactyl violently red, who will?

"[said deadpan, with a completely straight face] If I could have any pet it would be a unicorn...but if I had to choose a real one, I would choose an eel so it could die from neglect." Your reasoning is sound and undebatable.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Start Your Own Country Day!

Mine's totally a totalitarianistic one. Not really, I just wanted to say 'totally totalitarian.' :D

But what's your country like? Mine mainly exports starfruit and kiwifruit. And it imports candy. Lots and lots and lots of candy....mmm....

But anyway.

(Mmm. Candy...)

Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Have you set your fruit on fire today?" Uh, nope, not yet. I was planning to do that a little later in the evening.

Person 1: "No, I would not like a massage on my thigh, actually."
Person 2: [creepy-ish voice] Oh, reeeally? I have some information that begs to differ..." Um. Okay. Well your information can beg all it wants, it's wrong.

"Should I buy my own chicken, or no?" Um, yeah! But only if it's one of those all-head ones that are big and yellow and fluffy and don't have anything except a head. I have one. It's bigger than my head. So cool, right?

"[singing] I'm running around with a pan, I'm running around with a pan, I'm running around with a pan...I'm running around with plastic stuff, I'm running around with plastic stuff, I'm running around with plastic stuff, and I don't know what it is!" What a lovely tune. I predict it will be the next great hit from Hannah Montana.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Send-it-in-Sunday Again, y'alls!

And I'm typing with one hand, which takes waaay more time than typing with both of 'em...but anyway, feel free to post any WFTH you might have heard in the comments!

Hey, another NaNo pic! Tada!
So, today's Words are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Plus, a booger will, like, fly back into your head or something!" Oh great. I was hoping they'd at least fly into the back of someone else's head, but...whatever. That was a teacher, by the way.

"The rest of the United States was starting to fester." What is it, an open wound? That's a great description...

"Did you say 'lick my abs'?" Um, why not?

"I just found out my great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa's name was Crish. Just Crish. And he had a mustache made of nose hairs." Thank you for that lovely image.