Saturday, April 9, 2011

Bonus Saturday!

Hello, all! Welcome to your bonus post for the day...iiiiit's Bonus Saturday! *insert canned applause here*

Today's bonus Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"The ham protects her because the ham gets stabbed." The ham, however, has mixed feelings about its stabbage. Tune in next time for our fascinating program, Ham: The Mystery Behind The Meat.

Person 1: "I'm grumpy today. Why am I so grumpy?"
Person 2: "It's because you're slowly morphing into a crab." Huh. Might wanna get that looked at. You'd think you'd have noticed, honestly.

"Nobody's gonna wanna eat you when you're all pokey like that." Honestly? That's probably a good thing.

"I need to get a butt helmet." I don't even wanna know why.

Name Yourself Day!

Happy Name Yourself Day!

I hereby dub myself...Queen Of All Waffletopia. Thank you. Please, hold your applause. And your applesauce. That's gonna get messy.

What dost thou name thyself? Post thy new name in the comments!

In the meantime, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "Your mom's a Toyota."
Person 2: "Your mom's a Ferrari."
Person 1: "Thank you." Yeah, as insults go, that was a pretty complimentary one.

"Hey, Mr. Mitchin, guess what? I decapitated my marker!" ...markers don't have heads...just sayin'.

"Have I died yet?" If you're talkin', I think you're pretty much okay.

"I'm taking Pluto and running away." You do that.

Friday, April 8, 2011

National Library Week!

Welcome to National Library Week! (I have one source that says it starts today and another that says it starts Sunday, but...why not start celebrating now? Better early than never, right? Or something...)

Some library photos! Woo-hoo!

To celebrate (while ignoring the above guy who for some reason has not figured out how to a chair works), I now have a bunch of Words to read...get it? Read...'cause it's Library Week? ...I got nothin'. But anyway. Today's Words From The Hallway are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I now have six stomachs." I could not care. Any less. If I tried. ...what I mean is, thank you for sharing, Spontaneously Cow-like Man!

"All right, but you have to light the gum on fire." Um. I think I'm gonna be here a while.

"I think I just apologized to my lunchbox." Well, I suppose that's better than doing something to hurt your lunchbox's feelings and then not apologizing. Better safe than sorry!

"I hope my punch sack wasn't hanging out." I hope that too. Even more fervently so because I don't know what a punch sack is and I never want to find out.

"I'm sure there's wrenches and hacksaws [in space]." Why wouldn't there be?

"Your throat's kinda like the pipes under your sink." ....okay. Um, care to explain that little nugget of wisdom?

"At least I don't wear Batman suits and Barney!" Ouch. What an insult., exactly, does one wear Barney himself? Is he used as an enormous plush cape?

Thursday, April 7, 2011

No Housework Day! Woot! :D

Happy No Housework Day! Wooooohoooo! (This may be the most exciting day yet.) In celebration, feel free to lock all brooms/mops/cleaning paraphernalia out of the house with a stern warning, and laze about like a large, land-dwelling slug. That's what I'm doing, anyway. Feel free to find your own means of celebration. I do recommend some sort of slug-ness, though. :)

Anyway, today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I'm gonna stab you with a safety pin!" Ummm, no, you're not. But thanks for the ever-so-cheerful warning!

"Gee, their arthritis felt so much better but they were dead." How helpful.

Person 1: "I hate my life."
Person 2: "I hate your life too." Aw. This is what we call supportive friends. Group hug!!

"I'm starting to think that the majority of our class is dumber than a sack of potatoes." I'd agree if I knew what a potato was.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Go For Broke Day!

Happy Go For Broke Day, everyone! ...I have no idea how to celebrate this, but luckily it works out because I'm already broke right now! I'm celebrating without even trying! :)

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category--a little bit of everything. :) My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "This is a nightmare."
Person 2: "Awww."
Person 1: "Not in a bad way!" Show me a non-bad nightmare, and I'll show dream, I guess.

"Isn't a tremor a worm?" Not really, but close enough. Except not at all.

"Aw. I forgot what I was trying to forget." And that's a bad thing because...?

Person 1: "Nobody move. I want the lights to go off."
Person 2: "They are off."
Person 1: "Oh." Observant, are we?

Monday, April 4, 2011

World Pillow Fight Day!

Happy World Pillow Fight Day, everyone! It's gonna be hard to find a World Pillow, but do your best. :D

In the meantime, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"We are not talking about muffins, cookies, time travel, or pencils!" Well we are now.

"I got the RRRRRRRRR! I got the RRRRRRRRR!" yyyeah, about that...please keep your...RRRRRR...somewhere that is...not here...

"You don't have to use your boring pen; you can use the one with rainbows and unicorns coming out of it." I did, but mine's all out of unicorns. I need a unicorn refill.

"I couldn't get the smell of pickles out of my hair." ...what was it doing in your hair in the first place?

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Find A Rainbow Day!

Happy Find A Rainbow Day!

Here ya go. You're welcome. Now your day is fulfilled; you have found a rainbow (albeit a blurry one). :)

Today's not-quite-as-colorful-as-a-rainbow Words are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I think it's, like, armpit juice or something." Thank you. This was a teacher, folks.

"Decay. Thank you." I hardly ever thank people for decay, but ya know, whatevs floats your boat.

"Alexis accidentally shot a rubber band from her braces down my shirt." 'Accidentally.' Yeah, right. Although, I actually have no idea how you could do that on purpose.

"Why, again, were you gonna eat broccoli with a caterpillar on it, dude?" It's way better without all the fancy and somewhat slimy garnishes, ya know?