...On a less avian note, today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Think of being stabbed by a dead puppy." ...to achieve what goal, exactly? In what way is this something we should be advising others to do?
Person 1: "You're a towhead!"
Person 2: "You have a toe sticking out of your face!"
Person 3: "...It's called a nose...everybody has one..." One would hope. Although I think a toe sticking out of your face would be a lot more interesting...not in a good way, necessarily, just...interesting.
"Middle-schoolers smell like eggs! Rotten eggs!" Umm. Weren't you once a middle-schooler?
Person 1: "And I'm starting a band called Nose Rings, with people with a lot of nose rings and people who just want to stay there and hit all the nose rings."
Person 2: "Wouldn't they all sound the same, though?"
Person 1: "No because...we'll have nose rings made out of a lot of different materials!"
Person 2: "Bone?"
Person 1: "Mm-hmm, and sponge nose rings...and chocolate nose rings!" Yyyeah. Have fun with that. I'll be sure to say I