Saturday, September 25, 2010

Happy Comic Book Day! How exciting! Bam! Fwish! Other assorted comic book sounds! :)
Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice...(teehee!)

Today's Words are in the Kinda Gross category! My comments are italicized, enjoy! :D

"You can't kill with your pants on!" uuum...awkward!

"[serious voice] I got a finger for you." Why thank you. I will add it to my collection.

Person 1: "It's more modern...they talk about telephones."
Person 2: "And spleens!"
Person 3: "They always had spleens!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but they didn't know they were spleens." ...that's a good point, actually.

"A bunny! Maybe we should throw up carrots for it!" Yyyyeah, have fun with that.

Friday, September 24, 2010


Hi hi hi, ay ay ay, my eye eye eyes hurt, from staring at a computer screen too long...but that's OK. :) How are ya? Guess what today is? Punctuation Day, of course! So cool, right? Check it out:

I found it online; it followed me home. Oh hey, guess what else? I just realized that every one of those punctuation marks are in this blog post! How cool is that?

Anyway, today's Words From The Hallway are from the Say What? category! :) My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"OK, you lost some beavers or something. Big deal." It is a big deal! Those beavers...(sniff)...were my soul mates.

Person 1: "I'm hearing Dan's voice again."
Person 2: "What's he saying to you?"
Person 3 (Dan) (whispering): "You're an iiiiidioooot." Uh-huh. That's nice.

"Did you just say the really hot cello?" Uh, yeah. Duh. :)

"Stop setting the fish on fire. This is the last fish I'm going to give you!" Can I just say...he was talking to an inanimate object?

"All I remember is we ostracized an ostrich." Well, that's always fun.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Oh Scrap.

That's a not-really-profane profanity I picked up from a kids' movie. :) It was about robots, maybe that's why...I got nothin'. Anyway. The Rather Duh-Inspiring WFTH of today (with my comments in italics) are as follows [ahem]:

"I bet Medusa eats Gorgonzola! Because she's a Gorgon, and Gorgonzola has Gorgon in it, and...oh, never mind." more cheesy puns, now.

Person 1: "Hey, what's that in the sky?"
Person 2: "That's a cloud, Mom." Oh...I've been wondering what those were. There seem to be a gosh-darn lot of them! 

"Um, no thank you, I like my head." Oh yeah? Your face is...a head. That didn't work.

Person 1: "'I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!'"
Person 2: "Too bad I don't have a dog!" Wow...

"I don't think a PopTart can fit into a blowhole." You don't know that!!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

And autumn begins!

At 12:01 this evening (which is really tomorrow morning), Autumn will officially have begun!!! Yay...leaf confetti everywhere! Partay! :D That's pretty exciting! :)

Today's Words are of the Say What? category, so, enjoy! My comments are in italics!

"And then I put 'this calculator will self-destruct.'" Always a good choice.

Person 1: "I love making words with letters."
Person 2: "Don't we all."
Person 1: "I mean those letters!" Oh, I see. Thanks for clarifying.

"Dude, I thought she took away your talking privileges!" Again?

Person 1: "She started it! If someone hits you, you have to hit back!"
Person 2: "You don't hit girls!"
Person 1: "I wasn't hitting, I was just lightly retaliating." Reeeally.

"And I was, like, 'OMG, her Eggo's preggo?" Um, what?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

tralala, tralala...

Guess what? It's World Gratitude Day! 

Aw! Along those lines, except not really, today's Words From The Hallway are: Fairly Mean! My comments are italicized! Bon appetit! :)

"I'm gonna kill you in a very non-violent way." Have fun with that.

Person 1: "[singing] There's a tree, in our living room, filled with squirrels, and other animals..."
Person 2: "Including Diglets! Diglet-dig, Diglet-dig, Diglet dig--"
Person 1: "[gun sound] [singing] No more Diglet!" Sadness. Aren't Diglets, like, Pokemon?

"He killed Bambi's mom! I'll have his guts for garters and pull his liver right out of his body and eat it and pick my teeth with his spinal cord!" Thank you for that lovely image. Also, here are some brochures I found for anger managment reason.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Want a Hawaiian Punch?

Turns out, that question is deceptively not about beverages!! Don't say yes! ('cause that'll be interpreted as 'yes, I want to be punched.') Maybe if I watched TV I'd have known about that ad...
Anyway, today's Punch Day (hence the sage advice (if I do say so myself)), which could be interpreted in many ways. But, here ya are! :)

Today's Words From The Hallway are in the Say What? category. My comments = italics! Enjoy! :)

"How many tuba players does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, look! Something shiny! How many trombone players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just let it slide. How many baritone players does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish!" I get all of them except the first one...and the last one...and actually the middle one. But the rest make sense.

Person 1: "If I was this tall, my pants wouldn't drag on the ground."
Person 2: "Yeah, but then you wouldn't have any feet." I'm pretty sure they meant an overall shortening, but, ya know, whatevs floats your boat.

"I would totally eat that Ferrari!" ...Me too!...waaait...

"I don't care what he does, as long as he's not getting arrested." Always a good attitude to have.

"She's chemically altered my crayons! And my hopes and dreams..." Again?

Sunday, September 19, 2010


Iiiit's...Talk Like A Pirate Day!!! (Also Emma Watson's bday--she plays Hermione in the Harry Potter movies!) In honor of this swashbucklin' holiday, I've posted a picture of a Mickey D's toy Jack Sparrow--isn't it adorable??? I used to have one of these...its name was Yarhonk. Don't ask, mateys.

Anyway, today's WFTH are in the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy, or ye'll walk the plank!
Also, today is Send-it-in-Sunday! If you've heard some Words From The Hallway, feel free to post them in the comments to this post! :) Set sail and go cannonball some keelhaulers!

"You never know when you'll need to ask the person next to you to give you a kidney." Sage advice. The wisdom of the ages, and so on.

"It's just orange-colored fat." Oh, yeah? Your momma--that's not gonna end well. Never mind.

"Enter the wonderful world of sewage!" Uuuuum, no.

"What are cheese curds? Are they like buffalo chips?" Almost exactly like them except not at all.