Saturday, February 5, 2011


Happy Disaster Day...which I was informed was kind of an oxymoron...never mind.


*scholarly tone* Mm-hmm. Everything makes much more sense now.

But anyway! Today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Dude! You just got compared to a Hawaiian queen!" What an insult to the Hawaiian queen.

"The chocolate antelope will come in the night and eat your teddy bear." Not again! Well, better than the other way around, I suppose. ...I guess.

"Can I have the ski mask, please?" No reason! Also, could you give me a ride to the bank the store right next to the bank and, um, kind of idle outside, waiting for me to come back from my...errands? kthxbye!

Person 1: "This does wonders for your thighs!"
Person 2: "My thighs are wonderful enough. They have fine self-esteem, thank you. STOP PUTTING MY THIGHS DOWN!" comment.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Create A Vacuum Day!

It's Create A Vacuum Day! ...not sure what to do with that, but. I've asked around; the general consensus is that one must create some kind of scientifical vacuum, which apparently "nature abhors" or something, rather than try and duplicate a Dust Devil out of papier-mache...whatevs. I'm just going to think about vacuums and hope that's enough.

...I googled "homemade vacuum" and this came up:

And how this applies we may never know.

Anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Unless your wrist is, like, flowing with bone or flesh." Yyyeah. Thank you for that lovely image...which rather calls to mind Lockhart's failed attempt to repair a broken bone...

"Why are we talking about dead taste buds?" Ah. The great mystery of life tongues.

"I feel like my eyeballs are gonna expand out of my head." Not again!

"I didn't really miss Rose when she left. It was like watching a hair go down the drain." ...don't you miss your drain-hairs? ...nope, me neither.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Yum! National Carrot Cake Day!

...I don't know that I've actually ever had carrot cake. It just seems like it would be delicious.
See? What's not to like about that?

Hmm. Does carrot cake contain actual carrots, or does it just have a little decorative icing carrot on the top? ...carrot sprinkles, perchance? I must look into this! Carrot sprinkles, I feel, would be a remarkable new wave in baking! Who's with me? ...okay, no one. Got it.

Um. I dunno. It came up when I was looking for carrot cake pictures. No idea. Plus, who misspells cannibal? I mean, most other words you use on an everyday basis are usually spelled write!

Well, anyway. Today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I get lost in my own eyes..." Mm-hmm. That's nice, Narcissus.

Person 1: "I had a weird dream last night. Holly was in it, and my dad, and it was about what was supposed to happen today."
Person 2: "Was it prophetic?"
Person 1: "Yeah, except for the part about any of it being right." So...not at all.

"[The fake cigarette] smells like babies." But of course. What else would it smell like?

"Maybe if it was a man-eating butterfly." Why are you hoping for this? In what universe is this a goal?

"Buckle your swashes, gents; this party ain't over." New catchphrase--found it!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundhog Day, everyone! :) Check it out: chocolate groundhog. Well, not really. But that's what came up when I googled 'chocolate groundhog.'

This one, I could feasibly see as being called a chocolate groundhog. The next one, not so much.

It's just a fat groundhog. A really fat groundhog. Ah, maybe he ate too much chocolate, and that's how it connects. Got it. Also: this is a bear rug made out of gummi bears and fake nails.

Yes, I am aware that that has nothing to do with groundhogs. It's just a cool picture. :)

Anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Fairly Mean category. My comments are in italics. Enjoy! :)

"[singing] Well, your horse died, but it's your birthday, so it's OK..." Um. Not really! Although the singing does tend to soften the blow.

Person 1: "She looks like a Slinky!"
Person 2: "If you push her down stairs, does she flip over and over?" Yes. Thirty times. Per stair.

"I will smash the giant squids of anger with my giant hammer of justice! Yaaaay!" Thaaank you for sharing.

Person 1 (male): "Did you hit yourself in the mouth with the phone?"
Person 2 (female): [nods]
Person 1: "[laughs] Don't worry, we'll say something were..."
Person 3: "You were wrestling a bear!"
Person 1: "Wrestling a bear! With your mouth!"
Person 3: "I am not gonna say that. I am gonna say exactly what happened."
Person 1: We'll just say you're growing facial hair."
Person 3: "That's kind of worse." Well not if you were wrestling a bear and it bit you because it was a were-bear and now you're turning into a were-bear too...well, yeah, it's still kinda worse. Never mind!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

National Dark Chocolate Day!!

Whoa. It's a piece of chocolate, being dipped in chocolate? Who is the genius who invented this? Because I would like to personally thank them, and steal this idea for myself, not necessarily in that order.

But anyway. It's National Dark Chocolate Day!!! So exciting, right? It's, like, the best chocolate for you (and the grossest--but at least it's brain-healthy!)

A chocolate keyboard! No. Way.
Mmm. Truffles...

Double no way! Chocolate Easter eggs with musical notes on them!!!

Well, anyway. On a less chocolatey note (ha!), today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Either way, I'm a cat or a Renaissance hobo." True dat. I think. Aren't they the same thing?

"I hate it when [cyborgs] talk with marshmallows in their mouths." Same here. Especially when the cyborgs start overheating and the marshmallows start to cook and inflate and get all over their faces and stuff...actually, that's pretty cool. Never mind!

Person 1: "If I wet-blend your face, will you buy me a cheese coney?"
Person 2: "If I had a dollar for every time I heard that..."
Person 3: "'d have one dollar?"
Person 2: "No, quite a few, actually." Rrreeeally.

"Yeah, I chew on raw garlic. 'Cause I'm a man." Umm. Non sequitor much?

Monday, January 31, 2011

I am not here...

This is an invisi-post...I am actually not here right now...this is a hologram of me...see, you can put your hand up to my face and it goes right thro-ow! I didn't expect you to actually try it! Tsk, tsk...oh well. Happy Backwards Day, by the way! Emosewa saw ti epoh! :D's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I'm gonna suck out your insides!" Thaaank you for sharing.

"I have this pair of shoes that literally fart every time I take a step." Really? Literally? Because that's just gross.

"At least it's not a suspiciously vanished kidney." Good point. Hard to disagree with that one. ...hard to agree with it, either, or, ya know, understand it...but that's another story.

"I feel like I'm feeding a baby bird." So, basically, you feel like you're regurgitating worms. That's always fun.

Sunday, January 30, 2011


It is, once again, a Send-It-In Sunday! Feel free to post (as always) any WFTH you might have heard in the comments! :)

And now, a random picture.

Ha! ...ha...okay. Maybe it's only funny to me. (This happens a lot...)

Anyway. Today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Dude--I was, like, soaking wet with iced cream!" Because that makes sense.

"It's like the happy medium between her locker and my locker!" I prefer depressed mediums, or happy extra-larges, but whatevs.

"It's a frog playing the guitar--duh!" Duh, indeed.

"I get other people to lick my pens for me." Well, of course. That's what delegation is for, after all (I think).

"Go forth, and get some spoonage!" comment.