You know you have a strange class when you hear "I will SMASH the giant squids of anger with my giant hammer of justice! YAAAY!" or "You can't swing a dead cat without getting a picture of her picking her nose." Here are some collected comments made by students and teachers, from my school to your eyeballs. Enjoy!
Happy National Take Your Pants For A Walk Day, everybody!
...I suggest wearing one pair and walking with another. But it's really up to you.
Random picture of the day:
See, he doesn't even have any pants. Jumpsuits are too nerdy to have their own national holiday or related form of exercise. But that's my humble opinion. Maybe it's different on whatever planet he's from. Or she, really. Who knows?
Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!
Person 1: "Who's on the fifty-dollar bill again?"
Person 2: "Grant."
Person 1: "He's a schmancy pooper." To use the technical term.
Person 1: "Like a gymnast!"
Person 2: "Like a zombie!" Same thing, really.
Person 1: "It was a pretty sizeable earthquake, in my opinion."
Person 2: [cracks up laughing]
Person 1: "What's so funny?"
Person 2: "Sizeable...you know, 'cause an earthquake is seismic...seismic, sizeab--oh, never mind." No, really. I'm laughing on the inside. Deeply, deeply inside.