Wednesday, July 27, 2011

National Take Your Pants For A Walk Day, of course!

Happy National Take Your Pants For A Walk Day, everybody!

...I suggest wearing one pair and walking with another. But it's really up to you.

Random picture of the day:




See, he doesn't even have any pants. Jumpsuits are too nerdy to have their own national holiday or related form of exercise. But that's my humble opinion. Maybe it's different on whatever planet he's from. Or she, really. Who knows?

Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!


Person 1: "Who's on the fifty-dollar bill again?"
Person 2: "Grant."
Person 1: "He's a schmancy pooper." To use the technical term.

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Person 1: "Like a gymnast!"
Person 2: "Like a zombie!" Same thing, really.

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Person 1: "It was a pretty sizeable earthquake, in my opinion."
Person 2: [cracks up laughing]
Person 1: "What's so funny?"
Person 2: "Sizeable...you know, 'cause an earthquake is seismic...seismic, sizeab--oh, never mind." No, really. I'm laughing on the inside. Deeply, deeply inside.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

National Bagelfest!

Happy National Bagelfest! If that's not awesome, I don't know what is.

Random picture of the day:





Are they...cats? Rectangles? What, exactly, are piloting these apparently-no-steering-required, lightning-bolt helicopters? And why are there little flowers on the tails? Or do I want to know...?

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"Thursdays are my get-struck-by-lightning days, and I don't like that." Gee. Wonder why.

Person 1: "Did it say drive for 98 miles?"
Person 2: "It did."
Person 1: "That's how old I am!"
Person 2: "You're 98 miles old?"
Person 1: "Mmhmm!" Alrighty then...well, in that case, I'm 42 kilometers old! So there! Burrrrn

"The sourness is hurting my spleeeeeeeeen!" ...really?

"They're possessed goldfish." But of course. What other kind is there?