Saturday, September 18, 2010

Happy PlayDoh Day! :)

Ah...the edible cream of the crop for ages 3 and under...or something. I actually don't think I ever ate PlayDoh. Or paste...whatevs. But in case it strikes your fancy, here you are. Try not to drool too much. ;) 

Today's WFTH are from the category of...Say What? :) My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

"Yesterday I had an attack of the turtle cooties." What a coincidence! I didn't!

"Michelle decided she's a self-destructing fish." Well, how nice. I must remember to buy her a fish-warming present.

"I'm gonna assume that's 'happy birthday' but knowing you it could be 'you smell like hot dogs.'" Whaaatever.

Person 1: "I got hit by a train today in History!"
Person 2: "Sweet! Tell me about it!" Copycat. I got hit by a subway in English.

"1...2...3...BUNNY FIGHT!"  I don't even want to know.

Friday, September 17, 2010

[this is not a watermelon]

lol...short and sweet! Today's WFTH is: A random, flipped-to-and-pointed at quote! :)

"That sucks like a giant cow."

Thank you for that lovely simile, and...good night, ladies and germs! :)

Thursday, September 16, 2010

[this is not a title]

Hallo, all! Can you 'ear my Bri'ish accent? ;) Here, have a randomly selected cool picture:


Today's WFTH are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! Enjoy, and try not to facepalm too much. :) My comments are in italics! :)

"Most people in America are, like, Americans." Weird, ain't it?

Person 1: "It looks like a demented pig!"
Person 2: "Your face is a demented pig!"
Person 1: "You eat demented pigs for breakfast!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I do!...It's called bacon."

"It takes two to tango. And waltz." Uh-huh. That's nice.

Person 1: "Is this [(Romeo and Juliet)] going to turn into a zombie plot?
Person 2: "Yeah, Tybalt's gonna come back and stab everyone.
Person 1: "Zombies don't stab people, they eat people!" Welcome to high school English class, ladies and germs.

"So, just to be clear, no sledding on the dead guy." Oh, thanks. I was still kinda wondering...

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

It's...Make A Hat Day!

So, I did! (I made little top hat drawings and put them on my earrings. Fun, right? :D) Here is a hat for you. My question is: Why does the mannequin look so worried?

Or maybe she's depressed. You never can tell with mannequins. Or bees. But that's another story. ;) 
Today's WFTH are from the Say What? 'genre.' My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"The flute flows into your ears." Um, ow! Did you mean the flute music, perhaps? Or are the woodwinds just gently being violent? Next they'll be flowingly punching people.

Person 1: "Seven ways to cook a monkey!"
Person 2: "Deep-fried, boiled, fried, with ice cream, with hot sauce, with sprinkles, in a pan with noodles! Seven types of penguins!"
Person 3: "Emperor, king, macaroni, blue cloud, green cloud, in a pan with noodles!" That's only forgot lilac cloud!

"You friend mine. Meet you nice." You eighth-grade caveman. Me trying to forget meeting you.

"I need to get shorter. Where's a book?" And I need to get hungrier. Where's a porch swing?

"There are cherubs in my kitchen." Angelic panic! Call the winged police! ...or something.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Happy National Creme-Filled Doughnut Day!!!

(In celebration, I wore my donut earrings. What did you do? Oh! Burrrn! :D) neeever mind....can you tell I haven't been home all day until now and may/may not be a weeee bit sleep deprived. ;)

ANYwho, today's WFTH are Fairly Mean! My comments=italiciced italiziced italicized! :) Enjoy!

"You can't see someone thinking. If you can, they might have issues." Such as giant animated thought bubbles appearing above their heads...

Person 1: "The pig has a creepy smile."
Person 2: "The pig flew around the tree house."
Person 3: "The pig made a friend at the tree house."
Person 4: "The pig was fed fire." What a great friend.

"We're chopping down the Hundred-Acre Woods--and then we dig for oil!" I think they might have recently outgrown Pooh Bear juuust a little.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Jazz Hands!

see 'em? ....*struggles to figure out how to 'draw' jazz hands with computer keyboard* *fails* :) You'll just have to imagine them. :)

Today's WFTH are in the Say What? category! Hope you enjoy! My comments are in italics. :)

"Can I, like, switch from trumpet to the electric triangle?" Oh, sure, sure. Wait--electric triangle?

"It's so refreshing I died." That is refreshing.

"I heard you say 'my pants are out of control!'" Not again...

"There are no unicorns in London. Usually." Are you cereal? That was the only reason I was going to go to Europe this summer! Drat.

"The excitement of watching a cow in a field: Overwhelming." ...iiif you say so.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Panic! It's almost Monday!

Okay, don't panic yet. Wait 'till a coupla hours from now. :) Today is Send-it-in-Sunday, so if you've heard any Words From The Hallway recently, feel free to post them in the comments, even if you're reading this on a different day! :)

Today's WFTH are...Kinda Gross! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

"Ew! You hacked a loogy on my neck!" Thank you for sharing.

"Measure 84: Snap my eyes out with a spoon!" Oookay...

Person 1: "And you nail-filed your head off?"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure you'd die before you nail-filed your head off." Yes, but do you know that?

"And I was, like, 'How did I get sprinkles on my butt?'" Good question. I often ask that of myself.