Friday, August 19, 2011

National Soft Ice Cream Day!

Happy National Soft Ice Cream Day! opposed, I suppose, to ice cream that is so un-soft that it can be used as a brick when building an igloo? Not sure on this point...

Random picture of the day:

Ah, the rare and elusive pencil-growing bush. I've tried to cultivate one of my own upon my head, but it went wrong somehow...although occasionally I shake my head and pencils fall out of my ears, so I suppose it wasn't a complete loss.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "It's from a movie."
Person 2: "You're from a movie! Everything you say is from a movie!"
Person 1: "Whatever, man. Dude."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's from Finding Nemo, the little turtle?" *insert retaliatory movie quote here*


Person 1: "Why are you saying 'ooo' behind her solo?"
Person 2: "Because we find their love disgusting!"
Person 3: "Because we're lamenting his death?"
Person 1: "Exactly. You are lamenting his death. So let it be...lamentous." I would, but it's still disgusting, apparently.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

National Bratwurst Festival Day!

Happy National Bratwurst Festival Day! A day of celebrating snarky toddlers!

Random picture of the day:

I know vacuuming's a pain, but I at least try to Hoover my living room at least once per season...although I'm sure it does add a nice sort of that dead-slugs-on-the-undersides-of-the-leaves sort of way...

Anyway, today's Words are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "Why is there a crack?"
Person 2: "It's the universe's butt." Yep. That's it. How ever did you guess?

"What's worse than seven babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to seven trees." All I'm gonna say is, those have got to be the heaviest-duty staples ever.

Person 1: "You got dark chocolate Reese's? Ew!"
Person 2: "Sorry!"
Person 1, 3, and 4: [faux-vomit everywhere]
Person 2: "Quit panicking!"
Person 1: "We're not panicking; we're vomiting! There's a big difference!" Not really.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

National Creamsicle Day!

Hey, all! Sorry for the gap in posting; the Internet apparently hates me and wants to continually log me out of every web page I try to access. But anyway. Happy National Creamsicle Day! How wonderfully exciting!

Random picture of the day:

Aw. Computer-mouse-and-latte love. How sweet.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Don't upset her, okay? She's going through a ninja phase." Not again...

"I hope you're really good at sleight-of-hand, or we're gonna have to hurt a bunny." There's a motivation to learn magic if ever I've heard one.

"My butt is falling off!" Sad and unfortunate. No, really, I care. Oh wait, no I don't.