You know you have a strange class when you hear "I will SMASH the giant squids of anger with my giant hammer of justice! YAAAY!" or "You can't swing a dead cat without getting a picture of her picking her nose." Here are some collected comments made by students and teachers, from my school to your eyeballs. Enjoy!
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
National Fried Chicken Day!
Hello, all! Happy National Fried Chicken Day, and I hope your 4th of July was exciting, whether it was a celebration or just an ordinary day in July. Every day should be exciting. Mine are! For example, the other day I was just sitting at home reading a book...about a girl who wrote a musical called Totally Sweet Ninja Death Squad! If that isn't exciting, I don't know what is.
Random picture of the day:
Ah, yes. The rare Head-Turns-Into-A-Peanut disease. You might wanna get that looked at.
Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Rather Duh-Inspiring
"This is a pencil. It's gray." Worst. Show-and-tell. EVER.
Person 1: "Why is it a silver dime?"
Person 2: "Because dimes are silver!" Ohhhhhh, I thought quarters were silver. What was I thinking.
"What's that noise? It sounds like a dying llama!" Yup, we get a lot of dying llamas in our school.
"My foot is good at karate." My leg, however, is terrible. Which makes kicking someone in a karate-like manner somewhat impossible.