Saturday, July 9, 2011

Sugar Cookie Day!

Happy National Sugar Cookie Day! To celebrate, I wished I had sugar cookies. Fervently. ...They did not spontaneously generate in front of the computer, sadly enough. However, brownies spontaneously generated in my stove. That's actually better. XD

Ooh, guess what else? I made a Sporcle quiz regarding random license plates that Harry Potter characters might have...I amuse myself. :) The link is, if you're interested. If not, that's still the link; just don't go there. :D

Random picture of the day:

Compass owl wishes he had more directions than just north written on his face. And also that he had a face that actually belongs on an owl.

Compass owl is kind of an outcast at school.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "What is your [actual house's] roof made out of? Besides the icing."
Person 2: "Kit-Kats. Well, we got Kit-Kats, and then we cut them into fourths, and put them on our roof." Yum.

"It's a very violent fountain. It cut itself off and that made all the fire fall down." Well, fire fountains are, in general, very violent to begin with.

Person 1: "If that stupid zombie gets under my butt one more time..."
Person 2: "That's not a zombie, it's a table." Yes, but the two are so very similar that they're hard to tell apart sometimes...I mean, the four legs, the wood grain, the flat surface...well, you know how it is. I hope you know how it is. Because I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

National Fried Chicken Day!

Hello, all! Happy National Fried Chicken Day, and I hope your 4th of July was exciting, whether it  was a celebration or just an ordinary day in July. Every day should be exciting. Mine are! For example, the other day I was just sitting at home reading a book...about a girl who wrote a musical called Totally Sweet Ninja Death Squad! If that isn't exciting, I don't know what is.

Random picture of the day:

Ah, yes. The rare Head-Turns-Into-A-Peanut disease. You might wanna get that looked at.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Rather Duh-Inspiring

"This is a pencil. It's gray." Worst. Show-and-tell. EVER.

Person 1: "Why is it a silver dime?"
Person 2: "Because dimes are silver!" Ohhhhhh, I thought quarters were silver. What was I thinking.

"What's that noise? It sounds like a dying llama!" Yup, we get a lot of dying llamas in our school.

"My foot is good at karate." My leg, however, is terrible. Which makes kicking someone in a karate-like manner somewhat impossible.