Saturday, September 4, 2010


(I love the squiggly key. Does that have a real name?) (If it does, I'm still gonna call it the squiggly.) (Just so ya know.) :D

The WFTH for the day are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Mousse: Because ice cream has no bones." Well, thanks for clearing that up. That's the best slogan I've heard all day. ~ squigglies rock btw ~

"Yeah, sometimes life gets boring, so I set fire to my paper bag."  I hear ya. What a great solution.

Person 1: "Personification! Where is the personification [in this poem]?"
Person 2: "'Memories retire.'"
Person 1: "Right. Can memories retire?"
Person 3: "Well, maybe not in this economic depression..." I'll bet they don't even get social security. They probably forgot.

"Was that a doughnut getting married?" I sure hope so. I love a good hole-y matrimony reception. ;)

Friday, September 3, 2010

FRiDay iS hErE!!!!

and ain't it great? Enjoy your weekend if you're going somewhere, or if you're stuck here doing homework, or all of the above! :)

Today's WFTH are of the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics!

"Are you really trying to get your pen in your mouth? Really?" What does it look like he's doing? Geez, people are so cynical. And to think most people use pens for writing.

Person 1: "I'm gonna stress again: Scissor etiquette. What is scissor etiquette?"
Person 2: "Don't stab people."
Person 3: "In the heart to see if they die." No duh.

"My birthday is June sixty-ninth." You're gonna be waiting a looong time for that driver's license, cuz I'm pretty sure there's never gonna be 16 of those.

Person 1: "Don't smack him."
Person 2: "Oh, I didn't smack him, I punched him." Well, that's a relief.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

'Tis Random again!

Someone just tossed a rubber squeaky chicken at me and deemed it dead. And people wonder why I'm strange.

Today's WFTH are...Random! My comments are italicized! (Did I spell that right? Whatevs. :D)

"A robot monkey butler. Gotta have a robot monkey butler." Well, duh. That goes without saying.

"It took me five and a half hours and I died 38 times!!!!" Huh. That stinks.

Person 1: [sneezes]
Person 2: "Bless you, Toothpaste!" ...thanks?

"I swear, I love the little guy, but when he smuggles an elephant into my mind and spray-paints 'Colin is awesome' all over it, it gets a little much." I understand completely. ...Wait, what?

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

'Tis September!

Yay! (Or, if you don't like September:) Boo! Whatevs. Today's WFTH are: Fairly Mean! My comments are in italics!

Person 1: "I think she's gonna kill him!"
Person 2: "And eat him like spaghetti!" ...What??

"Your solo sounds good, but with the mike it sounds like a dying cow." Gee. Thanks.

Person 1: "[laughing] The last picture you drew, I died."
Person 2: "That was funny."
Person 3: "It was a good picture." Ah, how fondly I remember that picture...

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Trail Mix Day! Whaa?

So cool, right? Go enjoy some trail mix. Preferably with some form of chocolate. And also go enjoy some WFTH of the So What? category! My comments are in italics! :)

"The door has become enjambed." And the students have enj-become narrators.

"That would be what we would call a schload." Oh, well of course.

"Hey, Jocelyn. How's your spleen?" Fine, thanks, and my epidermis is feelin' fiiiiine.

"Shh! I'm lying! [ahem] My blue." uh...thanks for sharing?

Person 1: "Coffey has battle wounds. Tell us, Coffey!"
Person 2: "Well, Joey hit me in the neck with a stick. Because we had a stick fight." Well that could be part of your problem, there.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Robot Love Song.

Someone showed me a robot love song on Youtube. Funniest. Thing. Ever! (Well, one of them at any rate.) Also, today is Toasted Marshmallow Day, so, ya know. That rocks. :D So, today's WFTH are...Kinda Gross! :) My comments are in italics!

"'Strange'-lers of the world unite! IN THE BATHROOM!" ...oookay.

"And your brain cells break off and then your brain will move up and down!" Is that how that works?

"I have a spleen. Do you have a spleen?" I think so, but now I'm worried. Is this one of those rhetorical questions?

"They put a butterfly on your arm and it sucks your blood." Well that's good....wait, what?

Sunday, August 29, 2010

More Herbs, Less Salt Day

...whatever that means. :) It's also Send-it-in-Sunday, so feel free to leave some WFTH of your own in the comments! Today's category is Say What? and my comments are in italics! :)

"I accidentally set my alarm for 7:30 and I had to sleep in for the next ten minutes and it was awful." Poor, poor you. :( Look, my sad face shed a single tear.

"I'm squealing like a lion. Like the king of the jungle." ...Squealing?

"Actually, I was promoted--I'm a magical coatrack now!" Oh, congratulations! I was gonna send you a card, but there were too many to choose from on the subject.

"You're hurting the Play-Dough's feelings!" ...Nope, can't even muster up a single tear for that one.

"I didn't mean to deliberately do that." And I didn't mean to deliberately smack you in the face, but it still happened. Weird.