Saturday, October 9, 2010

So today I became a flower child...

...I was a flower-child-hippie for four hours this morning, that's always should try it sometime! :) There was also a flapper, a gold miner, Jane Austen, Orville Wright, a miscellanious 80s dude, and Dolly from Hello Dolly! Very fun...haha.

Anyway, today's WFTH are in the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"You poked half my eye out!" But how could you see that it was only half if you only have half to have? Hmmmm?

Person 1: "You know what smells good? Brownies."
Person 2: "This head smells good!" Wait...are you talking about the one on your neck, or the one just sitting on that table over there by itself? I'm confuzzled!

"Does anybody have some skin I can borrow?" Nope. There's been a distinct lack of skin at the market today, that's probably the problem.

Person 1: "And I'm not wearing underwear."
Person 2: "Thank you for sharing." Anytime.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Guess what?

Tomorrow is stinky cheese day!! So cool, right?

I might have to borrow that tie. That totally matches my eyes. Even though they're, ya know, bright red with purple spots...See? I didn't think you were paying attention but you were! Kudos to you!

In other news...Today's WFTH are in the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Do you faint at the sight of blood?" there any particular reason why you're asking this?

"Whoa. It's, like, an instant penguin." Just add water tuxedo!

"I'm pretty sure it was a Braille spaz attack, actually." Well if you're sure.

"I mean if your face falls on cheese you know that there's cheese." You would think that...

"I don't think she's a famous dead guy." But are you sure?

"Two words. Flying monkeys. Thank you." Actually, that was six.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Frappe Day. Das is good.

Actually, I have no idea if frappes are good or not. I've never had coffee in my life...but it smells really nasty. :) Hey, did you ever notice that the letters in MOCHA and MACHO are the same, just switched around a bit? Like, mochas are really manly, I'm sure. (Not that I would know. But they seem kinda like a non-macho drink to me. Who knows. :D)

So, guess what? Today's WFTH are: Rather Duh-Inspiring! My comments = italics! Enjoy! :)

"Yeah, it's really tough to live when there's not enough oxygen." Wow. Thanks. That was a teacher, lads and ladies.

"And I was the only one who remembered how to spell my name." Wait!! I can spell mine!! Eev...crap, I messed up already. Evee? Gosh-durn it. Shucks. Fiddlesticks.

"It wasn't like poof, it was like POOF!" Oh, why thank you for the clarification. *sigh*

Person 1: "Chew your cud!"
Person 2: "How 'bout really big bubble gum?"
Person 1: "Okay, bubblegum. Which you're not supposed to have 'cause we're at rehearsal."
Person 3: "Probably we shouldn't have cud at rehearsal either." Yeah, really. Because then everyone's all, digest, digest, digest, chew, digest, chew, and it's really annoying. Geez, people. Get it together.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Covertly ingratiating plastic flowers...

Yes. That is the title. I don't care whether you like it or not, I asked a friend for an adverb, a verb, and a plural noun, and got this back, so now it's the title....SO THERE.

:) I really want to know what images come up if you google this. One sec.

...what the heck. Here ya go! ;)

...I have no idea. ANYway, today's Words From The Hallway are in the...Say What? category! Enjoy! My comments are in italics!

"And that is how I came to need exorcism." What a coincidence! Me too!...neither. Hmm...

"My voice is music to my ears...I love myself...I'm gonna ask myself to homecoming." That might be for the best. Um, can we say self-absorbed? Well, at least we know he'll never have lack-of-self-confidence problems...

"[insert high five here] Ow! You just, like, broke my appendix!" You just, like, really don't know internal organs very well! ...and I'm pretty sure none of them are in your hands.

Person 1: "I mean, could you be afraid of a guy named Billy the Watchman?"
Person 2: "Billy the Watchman with the Ax!"
Person 3: "See, he's suddenly much scarier!"
Person 1: "But he's still named Billy!" Good point.

"You guys are older than sliced cheese in a freezer." And that, ladies and germs, was a really bad simile. Thank you for sharing.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Hello again! :)

Today is Do Something Nice Day...but, really, how could I do anything nicer than posting on here? (This is what we call sarcasm, ladies and germs. And lads. Whatevs. :D) Here...I googled Do Something Nice Day and this is what came up. You're. So. Welcome. ;)

In other news, today's WFTH are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments = italics! Enjoy! :)

"He hits puppies. With a spiked club. And then he beats baby seals. After beating baby sloths with the same club." Well, doesn't he seem all warm and fuzzy.

"You can see the heart disease if you dissect the heart but that would be bad for the patient." Really? Good to know. That was a teacher, folks.

"I'm gonna kick you in your face. And when you fall then everyone will laugh." Well...thanks for the formal proclamation, at least...sorrygottagonicetalkintoya!

"If it gets any slower Rudolph is going to die." No!!!! You're crushing my hopes and dreams! And it's only second period!

Monday, October 4, 2010

So I'm here with a sloth...

...Who thinks he's going to be an Icelandic whaler...I couldn't make this up if I tried.

Iiin other's Words are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

"Frogs go through a very stressful puberty." So true, so true.

Person 1: "Okay, let's play the ninja game. If you talk, you are not a ninja."
Person 2: "[a beat of silence] I'm a talking ninja."

"Aah! The intervals are attacking me!" Not again!

Person 1: "The apple tried to kill me!"
Person 2: "The only fruit that's ever tried to kill me was a tomato."

"You could be a glorified soup bowl!" Can't wait! ...I think.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

It's Captain Kangaroo Day..., you know...what the heck? One sec: an Internet search is necessary. Be right back.

Ummmm...turns out? Not an actual kangaroo. It's a dude. WHATever. So here's a pic! (You love it, right? I thought so.)

On a not-related-in-any-way-shape-or-form note, today's Words From The Hallway are in the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments, as always, are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I'm just glad they make something that doesn't taste like camel snot." Aren't we all., exactly, do you know what camel snot tastes like...? Do you need to tell us something...?

"Are you dead?" Well, here's a clue. If they answer...they're not dead!

"Ladies and gentlemen. And Emma." Thank you for specifying.

"A Ferrari looks like a high-tech coffee-maker." And your face looks like...a high-tech face. Yes, I know. That was incredibly insulting. No, I'm not sorry.