Saturday, September 24, 2011

Punctuation Day!

Happy Festival of Latest Novelties Day! And Jim Henson's 75th Birthday (even though he's dead)! And Punctuation Day!!!!!!! (note my celebration through ample exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Slightly-random pictures of the day:

How lovely.

Semicolon says: "Sorry for the brief hiatus from blogging; I thought it would make the sentence make more sense."

Comma says: "I was just, you know, out of breath."

Period says: "We just needed a rest."
Question mark wants to know: "We're back now, isn't that all that matters?"

Exclamation point is just having a spaz: "Hi! Hi! Did you miss me! Of course you did! Guess what! Today's a day all about me! Kind of! But really I'm the most important! Hi! Hi! Hi! Bye!"

...I just want to slap them all in their nonexistent faces, to tell you the truth. But's Words are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! (Exclamation point is running rampant again, I see...)

"So I was playing with Play-Doh in theatre, and Mr. C was teaching us how to make donuts, and I looked down and there was a dead roly-poly bug in my hand...I wanna join the circus." Run for your liiiiives! Non sequitor lady strikes again!

"I love them. They are precious little pumpkins. But you guys are larger, more independent pumpkins." Gee. Thanks.

"If they had Mountain Dew during the black death, there wouldn't have been black death, there would just have been yellow awesome." Hmmmm...if you say so...I guess...okay, no.