Saturday, January 22, 2011

National Blonde Brownie Day!

Yum...not only delicious, are the blondies, but they can also help you solve a mystery. If you're, ya know, Nancy Drew. In a movie. (I don't think that was ever in the books--has anyone seen that?)
Yum...I wonder if we have any blonde brownie ingredients at my house...I simply must celebrate! No two ways around it! :)

In the's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments, as always, are in italics. Enjoy! :)

Person 1: "First you de-stall it."
Person 2: "Uninstall?" No, I'm pretty sure it's de-stall. I'm not sure where you're getting all these made-up words...'uninstall,' ha!

"There's this thing, called sleeping." [A Very Potter Musical-Snape voice:] Reeeeeeeeally.

Person 1: "Not dead is good."
Person 2: "Indeed." True dat.

"I was in danger of being attacked by tape." The horror.

Person 1: "First person, right?"
Person 2: "No, that means it's thirty-second person." Oh. And here I was thinking there were only the three points of view...clearly I was mistaken.

Friday, January 21, 2011

You will never guess what holiday it is.

No, really. You will never guess.

Give up?

It's NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!!! have no idea how happy this makes me. As you know, I am a singing squirrel troubadour...of sorts. So...APPRECIATE ME! ;) Just kidding.
(This is me. Kind of. Not really.)

Anyway. :) Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Fall is my favorite season because there are pumpkins. Which are like orange, squishy babies." I'm not even gonna bring up carving a jack-o-lantern...

"I would actually love to see a unicorn with a machine gun." It would shoot rainbows at lightning speed and be automatically reloaded from happiness and joy.

"'The most interesting thing about Nick Bison is that he was 5'6" at the beginning of the rehearsal process and only 4'8" at the end.'" That is interesting...was he wearing high heels to start with, or...? I'm actually not sure how this is possible...

"[completely seriously] Could you not say it like Dora the Explorer?" It'll take all my time and efforts,

"Your patella is so attractive." Um, thanks. I think. Isn't your patella a part of your knee...?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Hiya! Did you know that on this day in 1964, the album "Meet the Beatles" was released in the U.S.? (Also a lot of other stuff happened in other years but that was pretty much the coolest. Although it was a close second (kinda) (except not at all) with Boca, California hitting an low-temperature state record of -45 degrees Fahrenheit in 1937).

More importantly, it is:

-January 20
-a Thursday
-Day of Renewal and Reconcilation
-National Coffee Break Day and...(drumroll please)


So cool, right? The cooler thing would be to combine them and have coffee made out of cheese. Or the other way around. (That actually sounds like it would taste awful.) I tried to find an image of that, but for some reason no one has ever tried to combine those two, it appears. So, take a coffee break and then go reconcile with a cheese lover while taking some time for renewal.

Too many holidays! Brain imploding!

...Anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Fairly Mean category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Ahaha, yes. About John Lennon Zombie swimming the Atlantic to strangle people." Um. Of course. I would agree. ...wait, what?

Person 1: [shakes invisible chainsaw at friends]
Person 2 (teacher): "Nick!"
Person 1: "Huh?"
Person 2: "You're so violent!"
Person 1: "Uh, no. I was, uh, trimming their hedges. 'Cause we're such great friends."
Person 2: "Yeah. I was wondering what excuse you were gonna come up you trim hedges with a machine gun?"
Person 1: "No! It was a chainsaw! I was starting it up!" Invisible chainsaw versus invisible machine gun: the ongoing dilemma.

"Marissa is being homicidal towards her Styrofom tray." Again.

"Could you cut off your head? That would be convenient..." Sorry. Maybe if I had an invisible chainsaw.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Popcorn Day! Yum!

If anybody asks, I'm "writing an essay." Yuppers! (That sounds like a fish...) Anyway...quick blog post today, 'cause I actually prob'ly should get back to my essay...;)
(That's popcorn, by the way. :D)
Today's quotes are from the Conversations category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

Person 1: "This is my darkest hour."
Person 2: "...You have a lot of those." Um. Pretty sure you're just supposed to have one or, like, zero of those but...whatevs floats your boat!


Person 1 [surprised]: "Oh! We didn't write poems about your butt, Nick!"
Person 2 [Nick]: "Oh darn." Gee. That's really too bad.


Person 1: "I hate to just go out and buy potatoes just to throw them everywhere."
Person 2: "We could rent them!" Yes, but the overdue-potatoes fee is absolutely redonkulous. Not worth it.


Person 1: "Pen knife--it's like a small pocket knife. Half pen, half knife. Make sure you write with the right side."
Person 2: "Make sure you cut with the right side! What if you were writing on your hand? I guess you'd always remember..." 'I will not use Umbridge's quill a pen knife to write "I told you I was hardcore."'

Monday, January 17, 2011

Hello, all!

And how are you today? Fine? Fine here, too! What a coincidence! :D

Guess what? It's really late. (Not really. But I had to get up early even though there was no school. (Sadness.)) So...there is no real intro today, except to wish y'alls a Very Happy Martin Luther King Day!!!!! (Also it's Ditch Your New Year's Resolutions Day, but that's not nearly as widely celebrated).

But anyway. Today's WFTH are from the category of...Roulette-Wheel Random! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Yeah. I tried to draw a donkey once. It died. And then I tried again. It lived!" Fascinating story, I'm sure.

Person 1: "Forgetful unite!"
Person 2: "For what?"
Person 1: "I don't know."
Person 2: "Wanna get some pizza?"
Person 1: "Sure." Whaaatever, dude.

"How do you find Sasquatch in [homeroom]?" Veeeery carefully.

Person 1: "You bonked my barrette!"
Person 2: "You barretted my bonk!" Hey, that could be an ad! ...waaaait...

"There was a love note to the computer." I didn't want to share the secret contents've convinced me. It was something along the lines of 0101000101011010100101001010101010010101. Shh! Don't tell anyone!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Nothing Day.

I'm not kidding you. Today's official holiday is Nothing Day.


How are you supposed to celebrate that? By sitting around and doing nothing? ...hey, that's actually not a bad idea...

Disregard all complaints regarding this holiday and apparent lack thereof! I must go celebrate. ;)

But first: some WFTH. Today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments, as always, are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"The butter does drop out of the sky after all!" Duh.

Person 1: "How can you third your own notion?"
Person 2: "I can. Like Chuck Norris can speak in fourth person." So...not at all, in other words.

"They're, like, the loveliest blobs of hair." I quite agree. Of all the lovely blobs of hair I've ever seen, these were definitely the loveliest. They should probably get a medal.

Person 1: "Oh, yeah. I am the ruler of the world."
Person 2: "Um, Anna, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not."
Person 1: "Oh, yes, I am!"
Person 3: "Actually, that would be Fluffy Bunnies which have taken over the world." Oh, my mistake. I don't know how I could have forgotten.

"Whoa, I ate the motorcycle again!" You sound so surprised--you'd think you'd be used to this by now!