In the meantime...today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments, as always, are in italics. Enjoy! :)
Person 1: "First you de-stall it."
Person 2: "Uninstall?" No, I'm pretty sure it's de-stall. I'm not sure where you're getting all these made-up words...'uninstall,' ha!
"There's this thing, called sleeping." [A Very Potter Musical-Snape voice:] Reeeeeeeeally.
Person 1: "Not dead is good."
Person 2: "Indeed." True dat.
"I was in danger of being attacked by tape." The horror.
Person 1: "First person, right?"
Person 2: "No, that means it's thirty-second person." Oh. And here I was thinking there were only the three points of view...clearly I was mistaken.