Saturday, September 10, 2011


It's 9-10-11, everybody! It's like counting, only without several important numbers! Also, Happy Swap Ideas Day!

Random picture of the day:

Ohhhh...if that giraffe sticks his tongue out at me ONE more time...[insert vague threat here]

Anyway, today's Words are from the conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

Person 1: "It'll be lit, though, so that should not be confusing."
Person 2: "Unless I get attracted to it like a moth." That would be confusing.


Person 1: "I know some of you were beat over the head with iambic pentameter last year..."
Person 2: "Literally."
Person 1: "But I like it! Iambic pentameter's nice! It's a wave pillow." Well that'll be good for when we're hit over the head with it...

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Nose Hair Maintenance Day!

Happy Nose Hair Maintenance Day! How simply thrilling. Unlike Put Some Zucchini On Your Neighbor's Porch Night, please do not share this process with others around you, particularly me. That is all.

That is probably the flattest whale I have ever seen.

Anyway, today's Words, going along with the holiday, are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I have figuratively urinated on him; therefore, he is my territory." I want to see this happen literally. Not backing off until it does.

"Sydney's making out with my water bottle!" Yes, but did she urinate on it? Not as exciting as it could be, right?

"Let go of me! You're taking my brain out!" Aw, come on, I thought I told you to stop performing surprise cranioectomies at school! Less decapitation, more studying! Get your act together!