Friday, May 20, 2011

National Quiche Lorraine Day!

Happy National Quiche Lorraine Day! ...this would be infinitely more interesting if I knew what quiche lorraine was. I'm assuming it's something made out of people named Lorraine.

Random picture of the day:

How lovely.

...where did she plug in the iron?

Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "Psht--why would you smack a dead person?"
Person 2: "To make sure they're dead?" Duh.


Person 1 [chemistry teacher]: "What do you call it when something is attracted to itself?"
Person 2: "Narcissism!" Or, ya know, bonds. But that's cool, too.


Person 1: "Well, I had an archnemesis when I was six, I don't know about you guys..."
Person 2: "What'd you do?"
Person 3: "He was around." That would do it.


Person 1: "If I were president, I would always use the bowling alley. I would make all my important decisions in the bowling alley."
Person 2: "Glad that's a priority."
Person 3: "'Congress: We're meeting in the bowling alley today.'"
Person 1: "Exactly." Ah, the youth of America never fail to astound me.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Frog Jumping Jubilee Day!

Hello, all! Happy Circus Day, and, as I have recently been informed, Frog Jumping Jubilee Day!!! (The latter is so much more exciting than the former.) Hope your frogs have jubileeishly been jumping at a circus today. If not...we're gonna have issues.

Random Picture Of The Day:

Apparently this is what it means to have a 'business lunch.' Looks delightful.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"It's not my voices--it's other people's voices in my head; get it right! And they keep telling me to burn things...I'm starting to get fed up with it." You're not the only one.

"Like if someone would scream bloody murder, and it came out as a burp, that's what it would sound like." Burpy murder. Got it.

"When I grow up, I want my hair to be a nest of squids." Who doesn't, really?

"He probably thinks you're a narwhal in disguise." But of course. I've known several narwhals, and they were always in disguise when first I met them. It was rather difficult for them to camouflage their horns, though. Sure, they may have been invisible, but every time I went to pet their heads, there was always that unseen obstruction. It started getting a little suspicious after a while. Which is how I now can tell whenever anyone's a narwhal in disguise. Mwahahaha!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Wow. It's really early.

Yeah. So, yeah. Quickest post ever, Activate! Category: Random!
Random picture of the day:

Ooh. Exciting. Refined gentleman...thing. Armadillo, maybe? Perhaps he's looking for his cousin from the post a few days ago. Anyway, have a fabulous day, everyone! :)

"Somebody's calendar is ringing." Not again!

"Are you saying gymnasts are not humans?" Duh.

"We had to take out our bones." Worst. Class. Ever.

"So the next time you're doing a spelling test involving toilet paper, make sure to get the 'e' right in 'roast beef.'" ...will do.