Friday, July 1, 2011

Rectangular Pupils...oOoOoOoOo creepy!

Ooh! Guess what I just found out? The pupil of an octopus' eye is rectangular! Isn't that simply fascinating?

Well, I thought so. I can't help it if you don't have the same fascination with all things random and weird that I do.

Ooh, speaking of random things, guess what I wrote my research paper on for my college-level class? Bunnies. No, I'm not even kidding you! It was called "Children's Books and Bunnies" or something like that, which my friend Amy suggested. And...I got a passing grade! So that's exciting! What could be better than writing a research paper on bunnies? Okay, yeah, I know. Having an actual bunny, for one thing. Well, you take what you can get.

Random picture of the day:

Well, that looks comfy.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Fairly Mean. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"We should stuff him in a hollow tree." And then watch him get made into cookies! Wouldn't that be ever so fun?

"Kyle was using Mr. Pen as a bazooka." As usual.

Person 1: "Plus, you don't even know how to drive--the first few weeks, bam! It's gonna blow up!"
Person 2: "That's real nice, son." Isn't it, though? I've sent several very kind cards communicating similar sentiments, inspired by this lovely statement.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

National Almond Buttercrunch Day!

Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day! Hope it is just the right amount of butteriness and crunchiness, with a few tentacles thrown in, just to shake things up a bit. :)

Random picture of the day: pretty random. Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Random Roulette Wheel. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Brian Smith could use some foot powder. He takes his shoes off and it smells like someone was murdered. A month ago. And left in the day room." That does sound pleasant.

"Did you just say we'll take turns tasering?" Duh. What else can you do on vacation when sharks insist on hogging the swimming pool?

"Alright, quit dying over there." Or we'll leave you in the day room and rub you on Brian's shoes.

Person 1: "What're you doing?"
Person 2: "Taking myself hostage."
Person 1: "Good luck finding someone to pay that." I will! I mean, if it's less than a dollar or so. I've got my eye on some nice gummi worms, sour of course, and those clearly take priority.