Saturday, July 23, 2011

National Vanilla Ice Cream Day!!

Happy National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, everyone! Now, the thing to do with your vanilla ice cream is add chocolate syrup to it so that it becomes chocolate ice cream, of course. What else?

Oh hey, guess what else? I just got a severed head in my McDonald's meal! Sure, it was made out of plastic, but that doesn't decrease how creepy it is. Especially if it falls in a pile of ketchup. And this was supposed to be a reward for finishing my meal...? I don't want to belong to the clean plate club if people keep giving me severed body parts!

Random picture of the day:




Bemused manatee wishes he had vanilla ice cream to turn into an actual flavor worthy of a national holiday, such as chocolate. Bemused manatee is quickly becoming a disappointed manatee.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I've never met such a savage pineapple before!" Oh, I see. Avoiding my tip to visit a wild and prickly fruit every day, huh? I see how it is!!

Person 1: "How many dying cows do you know?"
Person 2: "Forty." Oops, no, too late. Thirty-nine.

"And she just threw a hairy little fit!" Reeeeally. And how far away did it land?

"It's just like confetti, except made of ice and death!" Way more epic than boring old regular confetti!

4 comments:

Emily said...

DEATH CONFETTI.

I have nothing to say, just thought I haven't commented in FAR too long.

Eve S. D'ropper said...

DEATH CONFETTI is certainly something to say!

charli said...

I like my confetti made of non-death if you please.

Anonymous said...

The real savage pineapple is on spongebob squarepants