Wednesday, June 29, 2011

National Almond Buttercrunch Day!

Happy National Almond Buttercrunch Day! Hope it is just the right amount of butteriness and crunchiness, with a few tentacles thrown in, just to shake things up a bit. :)

Random picture of the day: pretty random. Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Random Roulette Wheel. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Brian Smith could use some foot powder. He takes his shoes off and it smells like someone was murdered. A month ago. And left in the day room." That does sound pleasant.

"Did you just say we'll take turns tasering?" Duh. What else can you do on vacation when sharks insist on hogging the swimming pool?

"Alright, quit dying over there." Or we'll leave you in the day room and rub you on Brian's shoes.

Person 1: "What're you doing?"
Person 2: "Taking myself hostage."
Person 1: "Good luck finding someone to pay that." I will! I mean, if it's less than a dollar or so. I've got my eye on some nice gummi worms, sour of course, and those clearly take priority.

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