...Whatevs. So, today's WFTH are from the category of Rather Duh-Inspiring. My comments are in italics! Enjoy!
"Yes, explosion is generally seen as a negative reaction." Says you.
Person 1 [teacher giving trivia questions]: "This man wrote on civil disobedience. N--"
Person 2: "Thoreau!"
Person 1: "Name that man, his weight, and height."
Class: [cracks up]
Person 2: "Wait--is he kidding?" ...worst. Jeopardy question. Ever.
"[teacher] First thing you need to know about the Korean War: It is not the Vietnam War." Hence the names.
"[teacher] You just have to be like Superman on his chest with your timpani, like 'ARRGH!'" Actually, I think that's Tarzan, but I could be mistaken.