...that was a short intro. Here, have an awesome picture!
...So. Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Hey, thank you for spoiling my imaginary chocolate fountain!" Anytime, pardner!
Person 1: "You just took attention away from yourself by saying your hot tub might be radioactive!"
Person 2: "Um, I'm just gonna keep staring coquettishly downward..." Yep. There's a foolproof way for taking care of radioactivity if ever I heard one!
"And Alex was just, like, '[gangsta symbol] Shall we doth quarrel?'" Because that makes sense.
"You don't understand! I'm losing my mind!" Have fun with that!
"I have a bread popsicle." Goooood for yooou. It's funny because I don't care.