Also, a special birthday shout-out to my sometimes-commenter, Gurn Blanston. As well as a very belated birthday shout-out to my always-commenter, Blake. You guys rock!! Happy birthday! :)
Anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Your armpit smells like eggs?" I don't believe you...but I'm definitely not gonna check.
Person 1: "[She] farted, okay?"
Person 2: "It was my finger!" Farting fingers? That's kind of worse.
"Bam. I just got invisible blood everywhere." But we'd never know if you hadn't said that--'cause it's invisible! Bonus!
"Babies creep the heck out of me; I'm being quite honest with you--they're like little gnomes that want to eat my face off." Yep. Just like 'em.