...LOL. Anyway, today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Do you rub bananas on your feet?" Where else would you rub them, on your armpits?
"[curious] Whose hand is this?" If no one answers, that's probably not a good sign. If the hand isn't connected to an arm, that's probably even worse.
Person 1: "That's just gross!"
Person 2: "That's what happens when you cross hope and despair: Gross." Or hospair.
"And I'm, like, 'Sir Squid, I totally did my research.'" And he was like 'blub glub I'm a squid so I don't have any idea what you're saying...'