I googled today's holiday, and that's what came up. I've really no idea how it connects. Might I point out that you may not want that child to achieve victory, if the creepy look in her too-innocent eyes means anything to you...
But I digress.
Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"I have a secret ninja at my house and he dresses like that." Well, he's not too secret anymore! Nice going!
"It's not a mistresspiece; it's just a box of waffles." Hmmph.
"Also, on Friday, my table at lunch had a funeral for a banana." Bananas--putting the 'fun' in 'funeral' since 1981!
Person 1: "What's your wish for 11:11?"
Person 2 [girl]: "To be a man!" For just that one minute? Yep, that makes sense...not...
"Wanna see my alien cheerleader?" If this is another one of those dumb pick-up lines, I'm gonna smack somebody.