Sunday, February 6, 2011

Lame Duck Day!

Poor aquatic birds. Someone should really pitch in to help them regain the use of their legs.
Or something.

...On a less avian note, today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Think of being stabbed by a dead puppy." achieve what goal, exactly? In what way is this something we should be advising others to do?

Person 1: "You're a towhead!"
Person 2: "You have a toe sticking out of your face!"
Person 3: "...It's called a nose...everybody has one..." One would hope. Although I think a toe sticking out of your face would be a lot more interesting...not in a good way, necessarily, just...interesting.

"Middle-schoolers smell like eggs! Rotten eggs!" Umm. Weren't you once a middle-schooler?

Person 1: "And I'm starting a band called Nose Rings, with people with a lot of nose rings and people who just want to stay there and hit all the nose rings."
Person 2: "Wouldn't they all sound the same, though?"
Person 1: "No because...we'll have nose rings made out of a lot of different materials!"
Person 2: "Bone?"
Person 1: "Mm-hmm, and sponge nose rings...and chocolate nose rings!" Yyyeah. Have fun with that. I'll be sure to say I knew you before you were famous don't know you and never wanted to...


charli said...

I can almost get behind the chocolate nose ring...almost.

Blake said...

Chocolate noserings... gross/cool

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Nah, just gross.