Friday, April 8, 2011

National Library Week!

Welcome to National Library Week! (I have one source that says it starts today and another that says it starts Sunday, but...why not start celebrating now? Better early than never, right? Or something...)

Some library photos! Woo-hoo!

To celebrate (while ignoring the above guy who for some reason has not figured out how to a chair works), I now have a bunch of Words to read...get it? Read...'cause it's Library Week? ...I got nothin'. But anyway. Today's Words From The Hallway are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I now have six stomachs." I could not care. Any less. If I tried. ...what I mean is, thank you for sharing, Spontaneously Cow-like Man!

"All right, but you have to light the gum on fire." Um. I think I'm gonna be here a while.

"I think I just apologized to my lunchbox." Well, I suppose that's better than doing something to hurt your lunchbox's feelings and then not apologizing. Better safe than sorry!

"I hope my punch sack wasn't hanging out." I hope that too. Even more fervently so because I don't know what a punch sack is and I never want to find out.

"I'm sure there's wrenches and hacksaws [in space]." Why wouldn't there be?

"Your throat's kinda like the pipes under your sink." ....okay. Um, care to explain that little nugget of wisdom?

"At least I don't wear Batman suits and Barney!" Ouch. What an insult., exactly, does one wear Barney himself? Is he used as an enormous plush cape?


Corinne said...

Libaries are the best places. End of story.

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Amen to that, sista.