Random Picture of the Day (somewhat related for once...though loosely):
"The two common meats we eat are beef and corn." ...if you say so.
"I like that, it's deep and shallow at the same time." Which averages out to average, so it's really not all that great.
"I meant it breaks my eyes so I smell it." Because that makes sense. Usually I prefer to touch things when they break my tongue but...whatevs.
Person 1: "How big were you when you were born?"
Person 2: "I was this big--wait--how big is a Taco Bell burrito?" ...Wow.
2 comments:
Aw, what a cute little mouse!
He's a hungry lil' chap.
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