Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Look Alike Day!

Happy Look Alike Day! In honor of this, I have two pictures of the day that, though they may look alike, are actually completely different. Ready?

Picture Number One:

And Picture Number Two:

See? ...okay, I was lying, they're the same picture. I'm sure you couldn't have figured this out on your own without me telling you...I guess...Also, Happy National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day!!

Celebration picture:


...um.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

"I'm just tired of being awake." It'd be even worse to be tired of sleeping.

"My eyelashes are four feet longer than yours." Huh. You may want to get that looked at.

"I need to get a new laugh." Did you try Laughs-Aren't-Us yet? They've got great spring-cleaning giggle sales!

"You'd think mistletoe would fire missiles at you." That'd actually be really awesome. And it'd make the holiday season a lot more fun/treacherous.

"I hate when stupid people have a voluminous billowing cloak of stupidity and turn all intelligent people around them stupid." Don't we all.

5 comments:

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Oh, also...*ahem* This Just In: Apparently it is also Old Man Appreciation Day. Do with that what you will.

charli said...

I actually prefer my mistletoe to be unarmed...but then maybe I've been hanging around those stupidity cloaks I've heard so much about.

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Perhaps, perhaps. Really, it just depends on what, exactly, the mistletoe is armed with. Missiles...you're gonna wanna duck. Bow and arrows, however? You're fine. They can't aim worth beans with those.

Corinne said...

Thank God the mistletoe hasn't found that low-grade uranium store yet.

Eve S. D'ropper said...

'Yet' being the operative word there.