Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Happy Everything Day!

Okay, it's not really Everything Day. But it seems like it! I mean, for one thing, it's Wednesday. That in and of itself is cool; am I right or am I left? But it's also Read Across America Day!!!! Woot! (Hence the BFG reference--a book by Roald Dahl, in which the Big Friendly Giant frequently gets his words all muddled, asking things like 'am I right or am I left?') And, it's Dr. Seuss's 107th birthday!!!! Happy b-day to you, Ted Geisel! Go speak for those trees that have stars upon thars whilst hopping upon pops and seeing if oh, say, can you say. ...or something. Oh yeah, and make sure your cat in his hat doesn't eat all of your red fish blue fish. :)

Yyyeah. Anyway. Today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"They eat all the bread in my house which makes them carnivores. I mean cannibals." Same thing, really.

Person 1: "Look, sis! A cat!"
Person 2: "That's a newspaper."
Person 1: "Oh." ...see previous comment.

"Yes, explosion is generally seen as a negative reaction." Says you.

Person 1: "Ew--you had fish for dinner? That's why you were sick!"
Person 2: "I had a migraine!" ...Your point?


Blake said...

Conclusion: Fish causes migraines.
Yay for Dr. Suess!

Eve S. D'ropper said...

That is a good conclusion to draw.

I know, right?