Nothing Day.

I'm not kidding you. Today's official holiday is Nothing Day.

LAME!

How are you supposed to celebrate that? By sitting around and doing nothing? ...hey, that's actually not a bad idea...

Disregard all complaints regarding this holiday and apparent lack thereof! I must go celebrate. ;)

But first: some WFTH. Today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments, as always, are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"The butter does drop out of the sky after all!" Duh.

Person 1: "How can you third your own notion?"
Person 2: "I can. Like Chuck Norris can speak in fourth person." So...not at all, in other words.

"They're, like, the loveliest blobs of hair." I quite agree. Of all the lovely blobs of hair I've ever seen, these were definitely the loveliest. They should probably get a medal.

Person 1: "Oh, yeah. I am the ruler of the world."
Person 2: "Um, Anna, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not."
Person 1: "Oh, yes, I am!"
Person 3: "Actually, that would be Fluffy Bunnies which have taken over the world." Oh, my mistake. I don't know how I could have forgotten.

"Whoa, I ate the motorcycle again!" You sound so surprised--you'd think you'd be used to this by now!