Today's quotes are from the Conversations category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!
Person 1: "This is my darkest hour."
Person 2: "...You have a lot of those." Um. Pretty sure you're just supposed to have one or, like, zero of those but...whatevs floats your boat!
Person 1 [surprised]: "Oh! We didn't write poems about your butt, Nick!"
Person 2 [Nick]: "Oh darn." Gee. That's really too bad.
Person 1: "I hate to just go out and buy potatoes just to throw them everywhere."
Person 2: "We could rent them!" Yes, but the overdue-potatoes fee is absolutely redonkulous. Not worth it.
Person 1: "Pen knife--it's like a small pocket knife. Half pen, half knife. Make sure you write with the right side."
Person 2: "Make sure you cut with the right side! What if you were writing on your hand? I guess you'd always remember..." 'I will not use