It's NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!!!
...you have no idea how happy this makes me. As you know, I am a singing squirrel troubadour...of sorts. So...APPRECIATE ME! ;) Just kidding.
Anyway. :) Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Fall is my favorite season because there are pumpkins. Which are like orange, squishy babies." I'm not even gonna bring up carving a jack-o-lantern...
"I would actually love to see a unicorn with a machine gun." It would shoot rainbows at lightning speed and be automatically reloaded from happiness and joy.
"'The most interesting thing about Nick Bison is that he was 5'6" at the beginning of the rehearsal process and only 4'8" at the end.'" That is interesting...was he wearing high heels to start with, or...? I'm actually not sure how this is possible...
"[completely seriously] Could you not say it like Dora the Explorer?" It'll take all my time and efforts, but...no.
"Your patella is so attractive." Um, thanks. I think. Isn't your patella a part of your knee...?