Appropriately enough, today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Why are you wiping your nose on your heart?" And, um, how?
"I feel my brain! I can feel my brain now!" ...that probably shouldn't be a goal...
"How do you hurt yourself by blowing your nose?" Verrry carefully.
"I'm glad I could make someone's day with my toilet exploding." And it wasn't me.