...Anyway. Today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"He had to stop mid-sermon; people were fainting and falling. Later people said they felt like they were falling, especially the ones that were fainting." Derrrr.
"I always forget that I love her but when I remember, I'm, like, 'Quinn, I love you!'" Oookey-dokey, then.
"In years past, the bar was lowered. This one, the bar was highered." Um, most people just say 'raised,' but, ya know, whatevs...this was an English teacher, by the way...
"We used to have a hamster named Sammy, and he died, like, five times. And we kept getting new hamsters and naming them Sammy so I thought hamsters lived for, like, seven years." That would actually be really freaky--zombie hamsters? In your house? They will totally eat your brains...one nibble at a time. The good news is, they're easy to escape from because you can just put a bowl over them and sit on it. I'm assuming.