Guess what? The good thing is that the little smiling buckeye on top of my desk has been knocked over, so he can't watch every move I make at the computer. The bad news? There is now a stalking goldfish keeping an eye on me. And fish don't blink.
I will have to comfort myself with the knowledge that it is about half an inch tall and made of some kind of yarn or something, and I could probably step on it if worse came to worst (or whatever that phrase is...) Nevertheless, I will still probably be having nightmares tonight, because it is extraordinarily and deceptively CUTE! Therefore, it cannot be trusted!!!
...people keep saying I'm paranoid. But if you saw a picture of this fish, you would definitely agree. It screams "Hug me!" but the subtext is "Or else!"
I'm sure you know what I mean.
Anyway...today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics. Enjoy! :D
"If you don't dare to dream, you don't...dream to dare..." How utterly inspiring.
"I hit my nose on the ground!" I'd sympathize, really, I would, but I'm too busy laughing. My apologies.
"Well, somebody's gotta brainwash 'em." Good point. Too much effort, though...we must delegate!
"My name is J.D. and I have luscious earlobes." Thank you for sharing, but please. Did you really think I didn't notice?