Sunday, November 14, 2010

Delicious, Soft Tacos Are.

Speaking like Yoda, I am.

But how are ye t'day? I'm great, wonderful, thankee kindly. There is a green lizard with an abnormally large and rounded head starin' a' me, but, ye know, 'tis fairly normal. No, I d'nae have a Scottish accent if that's what ye'were thinkin'. ;)

Oookay. Sorry. But guess what today is? Send-it-in-Sunday! If you've heard any WFTH of your own, feel free to post them in the comments! :) Anyway, today's Words are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"If you're trying not to laugh, don't say gallbladder. [entire table immediately cracks up]" But, but...I want to! I will say gallbladder as much as I want, thank you very much!

Person 1: "Can I use your tentacles? ...Hey, they already grew back!"
Person 2: "What'd you do with the other ones?"
Person 1: "Oh, I just threw them over there." Great. Now they're gonna grow two whole new bodies, and who knows what might happen next. Nice going.

"I have a glockenspiel in my underwear." Ummm. Thank you for sharing?

Person 1: "Guess what? I got new spray! It's Victoria's Secret!"
Person 2: "What? OMG! Spray my butt!" But careful of the glockenspiel.


Blake said...

Is that a glockenspiel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?: Band pick-up lines.

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Ahahahaha! We need to make some more band pick-up lines, that's hilarious, Blake! :)