Saturday, November 20, 2010

My Psych book is threatening me...

It informed me "You may be fairly certain that you are conscious right now." Which seems rather like a veiled threat to me. Surely it will soon be followed up by "But in the next five seconds, a rather insane axman will come up behind you and bludgeon your skull, making you unconscious! Hurrah!"

I have already informed some of my friends of this worry.

They did not seem too concerned.

But if this post doesn't get published, that will be the reason why: I was bludgeoned by a psychology-textbook-summoned mad axman.

Of course, then you wouldn't be able to see the post, and no one will ever know.


Well, in other (less confusing) news, today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"He's got a Mohawk on his eye." And that's not painful at all.

"[a guy speaking] It's my lucky pantyhose." Um. What?

"This is not a raisin tree!" But why not? Raisin trees are delicious! Very wrinkly, though. They fall apart when you try to climb them.

"That's enough blood flow." I agree. That's my favorite saying, in fact. Actually, it's my new catchphrase.


Blake said...

I am now going to find you and go "Is that enough blood flow?" just so dramatic music will play and you'll say "THAT'S ENOUGH BLOOD FLOW."

Eve S. D'ropper said...

I am envisioning this moment in movie form. So. Freaking. Cool.

Tassel said...

Don't worry, I am very concerned about this potential axeman.

(I'm catching up on the ones I missed!)

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Thank you for being concerned.

...although, no axeman has appeared in the last few...weeks...maybe he's really REALLY patient.