In celebration, I recommend fluffily high-fiving one's taxes with a rubber eraser while singing that so-called "popular-culture" Friday song that everyone in my entire school seemingly needed to assail each other with as I traversed throughout my day...you can skip that last part if it's too much effort.
Random Picture Of The Day!
"Asking you to do that is like asking a fish to fly!" So, in other words, slow, pointless, and scaly.
Person 1: "I can't burp on cue."
Person 2: "I can't burp at all! I've never burped before!"
Person 3: "Kate will teach you. ...Kate burps like a man."
Person 2: "...I think I've burped, like, once before, but it was a long time ago..." Ah. Getting nostalgic, are we? Those good old
"Literally my heart is melting right now." Hmm. Have fun!
Person 1: "Do you have water?"
Person 2: "Um yes."
Person 3: "Do you have chocolate rabbits?"
Person 2: "No. But we do have chocolate giraffes."
Person 3: "Hmm. Well are they chocolate molded into the shape of giraffes or actual giraffes covered in chocolate?"
Person 2: "What kind of restaurant do you think we are? Of course it's real giraffes!" ...I don't even know.