Friday, April 15, 2011

Soooo many special holidays.

Hello! Happy Tax Day, Fluffy Day, National High Five Day, Rubber Eraser Day, and Friday. *phew!*
In celebration, I recommend fluffily high-fiving one's taxes with a rubber eraser while singing that so-called "popular-culture" Friday song that everyone in my entire school seemingly needed to assail each other with as I traversed throughout my day...you can skip that last part if it's too much effort.

Random Picture Of The Day!


How exciting. Today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Asking you to do that is like asking a fish to fly!" So, in other words, slow, pointless, and scaly.

Person 1: "I can't burp on cue."
Person 2: "I can't burp at all! I've never burped before!"
Person 3: "Kate will teach you. ...Kate burps like a man."
Person 2: "...I think I've burped, like, once before, but it was a long time ago..." Ah. Getting nostalgic, are we? Those good old glory burpish days.

"Literally my heart is melting right now." Hmm. Have fun!

Person 1: "Do you have water?"
Person 2: "Um yes."
Person 3: "Do you have chocolate rabbits?"
Person 2: "No. But we do have chocolate giraffes."
Person 3: "Hmm. Well are they chocolate molded into the shape of giraffes or actual giraffes covered in chocolate?"
Person 2: "What kind of restaurant do you think we are? Of course it's real giraffes!" ...I don't even know.

3 comments:

Corinne said...

I honestly have never burped... sad, isn't it?

Eve S. D'ropper said...

'Tis sad. I feel your non-burping pain. Speaking metaphysically, I mean metaphorically, of course.

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