You know you have a strange class when you hear "I will SMASH the giant squids of anger with my giant hammer of justice! YAAAY!" or "You can't swing a dead cat without getting a picture of her picking her nose." Here are some collected comments made by students and teachers, from my school to your eyeballs. Enjoy!
Saturday, August 6, 2011
National Wiggle Your Toes Day!
Happy National Wiggle Your Toes Day! How wonderful it is to have a national holiday devoted to my main hobby...
Also, were you aware that we are in the midst of National Romance Awareness Month and National Foot Health Month, which one wouldn't think would be related but apparently are? Well, now you are. You're welcome. XD
Random picture of the day:
Ah, if only elephants had toes to wiggle. Or, actually, they might. Do elephants have toes? Add that to the list of Questions For The Ages. Or just google it. Whatevs.
Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D
Person 1: "I just cracked my knuckles menacingly."
Person 2: "I am feeling menaced!" Well, that works out, then.
Person 1: "Did you say my name?"
Person 2: "Uh, nope. But I can! Susie. Susie. Susie." Gee, thanks. You're so helpful!
Person 1: "It's gotta be creepy, like people who live in the swamp."
Person 2: "...That's the simile you came up with?"
Person 1: "You know, like witch doctors, they live in the bayou!"
Person 2: "...what?" Ohhh, witch doctors! ...nope, still don't get it.