You know you have a strange class when you hear "I will SMASH the giant squids of anger with my giant hammer of justice! YAAAY!" or "You can't swing a dead cat without getting a picture of her picking her nose." Here are some collected comments made by students and teachers, from my school to your eyeballs. Enjoy!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
National Chocolate Chip Day!
Happy National Chocolate Chip Day! And, of course, fate has cruelly chosen this day for me to run out of milk-chocolate chips. Oh, the irony!!!
Random picture of the day:
Well, that looks comfy.
Anyway, today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
Person 1: "First what we need to do is make Brendo really, really obese. And then in a day his metabolism will turn it into muscle, and then he won't be so scrawny!"
Person 2: "I don't think it works like that." Oh, what do you know? ...actually, I don't think so either. I just wanted to argue.
"Does everyone understand what 'crazy with the nitrates' means? It's like kidney poisoning, but it's a funny way to write it, 'cause kidney poisoning's not funny." Maybe not to you.
"Make sure you hold out that silent 'w.'" So...just shut up, basically?
Person 1: "Kate, you've gotten taller!"
Person 2: "I don't think so. I have not grown an inch."
Person 1: "Oh. Have I gotten shrinker?" Um, usually we call that 'shorter,' but new words are always fun, too!