Saturday, March 19, 2011

National Corndog Day!

Happy National Corndog Day!

...that's better.

So, I'm back from my spy mission concert. You will be pleased to know that all went well. We used grappling hooks sang nicely, and no one compromised the mission sang off-key. Yay! :D So, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"The world has turned! Only there's a hole in America 'cause there was a flag there." Stupid flag.

Person 1: "She has purple hair."
Person 2: "So does my grandma."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah. She's a rockstar."
Person 1: "Does she have a Mohawk?"
Person 2: "Yeah." Rock! The Walker! Rock out tonight!

"I shall cascade madly! *evil laughter*" ...I don't even know.

"Is there any way I can get a giant scorpion?" But of course. First you must fly to the land of Seven Giant Taffies, then drop secretly to the ground and start making scorpion-like noises. Wait for thirteen and a half minutes, then an additional twenty-seven eighty-fourths of a second, and the giant scorpion will be right behind you. Oh, also you might want to bring a net or something. Or at least some scorpion repellent.


simplyasmusing said...

Howdy, Eve! ;) It is I, someone who you know from the Annual Butt-polishing Convention, and/or the contest today! I'll give you a hint... yellow birds? The bizarre two words I utter out of sheer nonsense?

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Howdy, simplyamusing! Ah, yes. I do know who you are now, although I had no idea that the contest was also referred to as the Annual Butt-polishing Convention. I'm going to have to add that to my calendar for next year, if it's Annual. Can't wait! ;)

Corinne said...

Rock. The Walker. Rockrock the Walker. *head bobs*

Eve S. D'ropper said...