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"The world has turned! Only there's a hole in America 'cause there was a flag there." Stupid flag.
Person 1: "She has purple hair."
Person 2: "So does my grandma."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah. She's a rockstar."
Person 1: "Does she have a Mohawk?"
Person 2: "Yeah." Rock! The Walker! Rock out tonight!
"I shall cascade madly! *evil laughter*" ...I don't even know.
"Is there any way I can get a giant scorpion?" But of course. First you must fly to the land of Seven Giant Taffies, then drop secretly to the ground and start making scorpion-like noises. Wait for thirteen and a half minutes, then an additional twenty-seven eighty-fourths of a second, and the giant scorpion will be right behind you. Oh, also you might want to bring a net or something. Or at least some scorpion repellent.