Today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D
"I would've gotten it right if I didn't do it wrong." And I would've understood if only I hadn't not comprehended.
"Don't breathe at the same time as yourself." mmmkaaay...
"I forgot what a rectangle was." But the good thing is, the rectangle also forgot what you were, so there wasn't any awkwardness.
"Aw, yes! That's the best number in the alphabet! Or actually--wait." No, don't even try. There is no good way to recover from that.
"It's as green as a pile of green." How...poetic. If you can call it that.