"Don't you dare ish before the ish!" Oh. My bad. ....(ish)
"Spleens are the funniest body part." Duh.
"You just spilled all the air! Look, it's everywhere!" Um. Well, for one thing, sorry about the spill, but you can't really tell, can you? I mean, it just blends in...it looks like it's already clearing up, you can't even see it!
"Y'all, please stop petting me." If you insist.