Monday, June 13, 2011

Kitchen Klutzes of America Day!

Happy National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes of America Day! I think that in celebration, all Kitchen Klutzes of America must gather and begin juggling several sharp knifes, cheese graters, and pizza slicers! Best idea all day, right? Yep, I thought so too.

Random picture of the day:

Just put that anywhere.

Anyway, today's quotes are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Do you think it would hurt? Landing a bicycle on the wood floor?" Well, I'm sure the bicycle would be fine...the floor, however, would probably experience lacerations and heavy bleeding. It might even have a concussion. Which is never good--memory loss in your flooring. Well, you know how it is.

"We're gonna be conservative about being naked!" Well, that makes sense.

"People say 43% of want Democrats in Congress. 49% want Republicans. Where's the other 8%?" You are aware that there are other political parties, right? Independents, Narnians, the list goes on.

"Wouldn't it be weird if every girl had, like, one of those curly mustache things?" Nope. Not at all.

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