Random picture of the day:
Anyway, today's quotes are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D
"Do you think it would hurt? Landing a bicycle on the wood floor?" Well, I'm sure the bicycle would be fine...the floor, however, would probably experience lacerations and heavy bleeding. It might even have a concussion. Which is never good--memory loss in your flooring. Well, you know how it is.
"We're gonna be conservative about being naked!" Well, that makes sense.
"People say 43% of want Democrats in Congress. 49% want Republicans. Where's the other 8%?" You are aware that there are other political parties, right? Independents, Narnians, the list goes on.
"Wouldn't it be weird if every girl had, like, one of those curly mustache things?" Nope. Not at all.